august 3rd
13.15 – I lost track of the gin & tonics after number 8, I know there were at least 3 or 4 ‘chupitos’, and possibly some Jaegermeister too. Suffice to say, my head hurts today. It’s mornings like this that I look back on my younger days and realise that I’m now a complete and utter pussy. I just cannot cope with hangovers. In the ‘old days’ we’d be planning where to go tonight, now I’m not sure I’m going to even leave the house till next Tuesday. Ah well, time marches on for all of us, so any of you early 20s readers out there with stamina, the will to go out every night and a smile on your face reading about my misery, just you wait…..
Nice to see Dennis Wise finally get what he deserves, the sack. A lot of players are ‘hard men’ on the pitch, but have a totally different personality off it. Wise is a thug on and off the pitch, and as Super Pablo says, he is most definitely ‘a cunt‘.
It seems Tony Adams has turned down the ‘opportunity’ to play MLS for the New York-New Jersey Metrostars. We still haven’t had an official announcement about his retirement, but his agent’s comment that ‘Tony is taking time out to spend with his children, which was always something he wanted to do after he stopped playing’ seems official enough eh?
Away from football, what can you say about this, except ‘heh’? Test your IQ in 5 minutes here. I scored 137, which apparently puts me in the top 5% of the population. That really doesn’t say much for the rest of you. And finally, quite how the gentleman in question intends to display the advertisement is unclear, but you have to admire his bravery.
That’ll do for today I reckon, apart from a small spot of gardening.
