august 23rd
19.15 – Fuck lightning. Fuck dodgy ethernet ports. Fuck having to get a new motherboard. Fuck 56k internet access on a computer that isn’t mine. Fuck getting cut off every 5 minutes coz the modem is a load of wank. Fuck having to wait days for some poxy ADSL technician to come out and tell me what I already know. Fuck, why did I tell them it was lightning? Fuck probably having to pay for a new router. Fuck West Ham tomorrow.
Thank fuck I have an external hard drive that I’d forgotten all about. We’re back, despite the fact my internet connection is slower than Oleg Luzhny. No links today coz that just means brooooooowsing the web at -34mph, but the good news is Bergkamp and Wiltord are likely to be fit for tomorrow. Unless one of them injures themself out walking the dog like a common Manchester United transfer target.
Sorry for all the ‘fucks’, I meant to chuck in a couple of ‘cunts’ and ‘pissdrinkingshiteaters’ in there too.
