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December 31, 2010 posted by arseblog

Another year over + Arsecast 182

Good morning to you from waterless Dublin.

It’s New Year’s Eve, of course, and for many it’s a time to look back and take stock of their year. From an Arsenal point of view I’ll be quite happy to see the back of it. There have been some fun times but far too many not-much-fun-at-all times. You can all remember them I’m sure but here’s my list of the worst days of 2010, in no particular order.

1 - Sp*rs at home (3-2, having been 2-0 up)

2 – Wigan away (3-2, having been 2-0 up – worst. performance. ever)

3 – Sp*rs away (2-1, some twat nobody’s heard of since scoring a wonder goal)

4 – Ramsey’s leg being Shawcrossed into little pieces

5 – The fact that nobody has set John Terry on fire

Yet so as not to dwell entirely on the negative, the good times.

1 – Arsebloggers 5-0 Pepito (forget that Messi tore us a new one)

2 – The departures of Sylvester and Gallas, pair of wankers

3 – The reaction to Ramsey’s leg break at Stoke.

4 – The Chelsea game just because it’s recent and it was good and I smiled a lot

5 - Eduardo’s consolation for Shaktar in the CL – just a nice moment free from the general cuntery of football

I’m sure you have your own picks. And I’m sure if I sat down and thought about them long enough I might pick different ones but sitting down and thinking? Pfff, that’s for boffins and people who design water systems which leave an entire city waterless, the useless twats.

Anyway, feel free to chime in with your best and worst in the arses should you so desire. A new year brings new resolutions – mine is to eat fewer grapes – and a sort of psychological clean sheet, as opposed to the actual football ones which we continue to fail miserably at.

Tomorrow we play Birmingham away and we’ve got to get ourselves back on track after the Wigan disappointment. The only injury news is that Abou Diaby will spend some weeks out with a calf problem and while I feel terribly sorry for him I think it really is time to question his value to the squad. A couple of days ago Arsene was talking about how Diaby could make a vital contribution to the season – and now he’s out again for a few weeks.

He has never recovered properly from the Dan Smith atrocity. The constant, niggling injuries have blighted his career, and continue to do so. You cannot build proper match fitness, sharpness, stamina and form when you’re out every few weeks with another strain or muscle pull. Unless he can get fit and put in a few injury free months until the end of the season the harsh reality is that we must consider a replacement.

I expect the majority of the team that played against Chelsea to start at Birmingham, a place where we need to vanquish some ghosts. The spectre of Eduardo’s injury injury still hangs over us while last season’s last minute equaliser was just about the beginning of the end for us. Arsene’s press conference is taking place right now so we can do a fuller preview of the game in tomorrow’s blog – which will most likely be accompanied by an enormous *boilk*.

Via John Cross on Twitter there are snippets out already. It looks as if Nottingham Forest’s attempts to keep Aaron Ramsey will fail and he’s due back on Jan 2nd while the boss has said we’re willing to let Carlos Vela go out on loan to get him some games. From what I’m told we’re more than open to letting Vela go on a permanent basis should anyone come up with the required funds. The odd chipped goal aside it’s not as if we’d really miss him. The Sun links him with Italian side Chievo.

What I’m keeping my eye on this January is whether or not JET gets a loan move. He’s just turned 20, which is hardly young in the modern game, yet he’s still to make the step-up from the reserves. The manager has hinted more than once that it’s got more to do with his attitude than his talent. Could Vela’s departure give him a chance at Arsenal or will he be sent out to see how he fares on loan? He’s been long touted as a massive talent, and it’s clear he’s got exceptional ability, but you just wonder if things are passing him by a bit. It’s nothing to do with age, as the 18 year old Jack Wilshere has shown this season. A situation to watch anyway.

Also, as Fabianski and Wojscez©® battle it for the position of Pole in Goal, it wouldn’t be a surprise to see Manuel Almunia play his football elsewhere. Barring injury I think I’d put a few quid on him moving on in January. Whether Hull are allowed to keep Vito Mannone for a bit longer will be a good hint as to what’s happening there.

As for players coming in, I wouldn’t put tuppence ha’apenny on it even if I had twice that. That doesn’t mean I don’t think a signing or two would help but I’m simply not going to get caught up in the transfer window frenzy. Que sera, sera. And I think we all know what sera.

Right then, time for the final Arsecast of 2010 and I’m delighted to be joined by Amy Lawrence to discuss the week that was, the state of the team and the squad at the halfway point of the season and the rest of what’s been going on. Also in there Internet Joe, some vintage news and Arshavin.

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And that’s about that. It remains only for me to thank you all for what has been another fun year on the Arseblog. Ups and downs, footballistically and websiteistically, but that’s life, I suppose. We’ve got some interesting things planned for 2011 as well so more details on those in the weeks/months ahead.

Thank you all for your visits, emails, comments, Twitterings (and I should point out I do try and respond to as many people as possible, please don’t take it personally if I don’t. Sometimes there’s just too many messages), and everything else.

I’d like to wish you and yours a very happy, peaceful and prosperous 2011.

Up the Arse!

Arsenal match reports
December 30, 2010 posted by arseblog

Wigan 2-2 Arsenal : Defending, not team selection, at fault

So the ups and not so ups of this season continued last night as we drew 2-2 away to Wigan.

Hugely disappointing, especially under the circumstances. They had just been reduced to 10 men after N’Zogbia, clearly their most dangerous player, decided to use Jack Wilshere’s face as the ball and give it a little glancing header.

Wigan equaliser exposes Arsenal's defensive frailty

From a corner not long afterwards Sebastian Squillaci headed into his own net and Arsenal’s set-piece weakness came back to haunt us. The stat which tells you that 50% of the goals we’ve conceded this season have come from set-pieces is shocking on paper but not if you’ve been watching this team throughout the campaign. It is, without question, our Achilles heel and one that will continue to cost us.

Afterwards Arsene said of our set-piece woes:

Nobody looks from the outside to take charge on the organisation side. There is no voice when the focus drops a little bit. You don’t feel that anybody takes charge on alertness and we need to communicate much better than that.

For me, beyond the result, that is the most frustrating part of the night. Why does nobody take charge? Just a few weeks ago he was telling us how vocal Squillaci was on the pitch, how he was a talker. Why does nobody have the gumption to just tell people to do their job. Perhaps they do, perhaps people don’t listen. Without being out there you can’t really know but the way we defended that corner was poor and it cost us.

Now, I know many people have an issue with the team and the amount of changes made. There are accusations that the manager showed Wigan disrespect and that it showed he didn’t care about the game. I really can’t agree. If we’d brought in a load of inexperienced kids then I’d happily join that chorus but we didn’t. We brought in experienced players, international players, and players who were more than capable of winning that game.

People were quick to point out the strength and depth of our bench against Chelsea yet when these players play we’re somehow disrespecting our opponents? All of them, bar Denilson, are experienced, seasoned internationals. If we accept that we need a big squad to compete we also have to accept that the squad players have to play at some stage. You can’t just have a strong bench and play the same 11 week in, week out. And you cannot expect your strong bench to give you anything at all when you need them if they haven’t played games.

Coming just 48 hours after the Chelsea game I understood the changes. And the bottom line for me is that the team got itself into a winning position. We had started poorly though. Wigan worked very hard and didn’t allow us time to build up any kind of rhythm. We also weren’t helped when Lee Probert gave Wigan a penalty which never was. We should have defended better against N’Zogbia but when he cut inside Koscielny hung out a leg, there was the smallest amount of contact, and some time afterwards N’Zogbia dived … outside the box.

Never a penalty but there you go. These things happen. Ben Watson tucked it away to make it 1-0 to the hosts and it was down to us to respond. Diaby went off injured and was replaced by Wilshere. Immediately the midfield looked a bit more dynamic even if we did fail to threaten them. Too often what we did broke down in the final third.

On the live blog I bemoaned the form of Arshavin, who was having another of those nights, and then he scored. Bendtner’s effort from the right hand side was well saved but the Russian twisted and hooked in the rebound. A fantastic finish and one totally at odds with the rest of his performance. A few moments later, as I bemoaned the Bendtner display, he scored. Arshavin played a ball through to him on the edge of the area, he got a bit of luck as he bundled his way through two defenders and then finished coolly to make it 2-1.

And so it was at half-time. I thought we’d come out in the second half and really put Wigan to the sword but it didn’t happen. We seemed too content to sit back and soak up pressure, not something we’re really that good at. Fabianksi made one excellent save as N’Zogbia broke through and I was very worried until they had the man sent off. At that point I thought we’d win. Oh well.

My gripe with the manager isn’t the team selection but the lack of change in the second half. I wanted to see Walcott and Nasri much sooner than we did. We were struggling to keep the ball, Wigan were getting forward more and pushing us back, and I felt that those two would have given them something to think about. They both scored but in the second half Arshavin and Bendtner were ineffectual. Arshavin missed a great chance to make it 3-1 after some brilliant build-up play but we should have given them more to think about – hence the desire for the changes.

The other issue I have is that we have no direct replacement for Alex Song. As I said, with the games coming up I can understand fully the need to give players a rest – especially ones as injury prone as ours and we don’t know what kind of minor knocks might have been picked up in the Chelsea game – but there’s a lack of physical presence amongst the players we can bring in. When you look at the plethora of similar attacking midfielders we have it’s curious that we really do only have one Song.

Late on we should have had a penalty ourselves. Nasri’s free kick was clearly handled in the box, it was almost exactly the same as Cesc’s against Sp*rs, leading the captain to question the consistency of refs on Twitter. Legitimate question it might be but this morning the question of consistency can only be asked of Arsenal.

Our last clean sheet in the league was against Wolves on November 10th. We’ve conceded in 15 of the 19 games we’ve played and that’s the issue we have to address. Scoring two goals away from home should be enough to win you a game, especially against a team in the lower half of the table, but we’ve seen Arsenal score 4 and still not take three points. There’s a fundamental weakness in the way we defend – especially set-pieces – and something’s got to be done about it.

That’s the issue. Not the team selection. The players, despite not playing particularly well, got themselves into a winning position but poor defending was what cost us the points. People might wonder why Djourou wasn’t selected. It’s a reasonable question but he spent more than a year out injured and the likelihood of picking up muscular injuries is increased when you play two games so close together. People complain about our injury record all the time yet when we exercise caution it’s too easy to ignore that.

Might we improve things by having better defenders? Well that’s certainly a solution. Djourou adds height and aerial power to the centre of a central defence that is relatively small but he’s not the only defender in the world above 6′. There’s no one way to solve this problem, this brittleness from corners and free kicks. Better coaching? More practice? More training ground drills? A signing? A combination of all of them, maybe? What’s clear though is that a solution has to be found because this weakness threatens our season and it’s not as if this is some kind of new development.

As well as that I don’t think I’ve ever seen an Arsenal centre-half pairing as easy to cut open as Squiscielny. Wigan got behind us too often without even having to rely on neat skill or tricks. Basic one-twos and a bit of off the ball movement had us floundering.

I fully understand the disappointment of last night’s result, especially after the great performance and three points against Chelsea. However, I don’t buy the argument that we’ve undone all the good work. A point on the road, on paper, is generally an acceptable result. United drew away at Birmingham on Tuesday night. I’m sure the late equaliser had their fans asking many of the same questions we’re asking now, but it shows we’re not unique. Other teams drop points from winning positions too.

What’s important is that we react. We’ve got the very same Birmingham away on New Year’s Day, followed by Man City on Wednesday. Two wins and we come out of the Christmas period with 10 points from 12, which I think many would have taken beforehand. I think many people would have taken 4 from 6 from the Chelsea and Wigan fixtures too.

So, disappointing but there’s still a long way to go and we have time to put things right. I hope that some work is done on the training ground re: set-pieces. Set the big men like Bendtner and Chamakh against our central defenders and have them practice again and again. It’s amazing how practicing makes you better at things. Strange, I know.

Anyway, more tomorrow as we begin to look forward to the weekend’s game. Until then.

Finally, thanks to everyone for the feedback re: the live blog. There were a ton of mails so can’t respond to them all but your suggestions/comments etc have been noted.

Arsenal live blog
December 29, 2010 posted by arseblog

Wigan v Arsenal Live Blog

Join me this evening for live blogging of Wigan v Arsenal in the Premier League. Just open the window and read – updates will post automatically so there’s no need to refresh the page.

Kick off tonight is 7.45 but I’ll post team news as soon as I have it. ‘Build up’ will start around 7.30. You can email comments to liveblog@arseblog.com but I can’t guarantee they’ll be posted. Still, feel free to get in touch.

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Arseblog, the arsenal blog
December 29, 2010 posted by arseblog

Wigan preview – continue and banish some ghosts

I have no idea why but since I got up this morning I’ve had that ‘Chicken Tonight’ jingle in my head but instead of chicken it’s Wigan.

Just two days after beating Chelsea we have to ensure we don’t make that performance and result irrelevant. There’s always the danger of a low-low after such a high-high and it’s interesting to hear Arsene talk about what might make the difference this season. He says:

The first team that finds top-level consistency in winning can have a big advantage.

Our inconistency has been consistent, you’d have to say, but the players must take all the positives from Monday night and apply them to every game from now on. As I said yesterday they’ve set the standard with that performance and if they can replicate it then we’ll be a lot better for it. Theo Walcott says:

Everyone’s been talking about the defensive side of the game, when we haven’t got the ball. When we’ve got the ball, we’re fantastic but when we don’t it’s a different story. But we can’t do it in one game, we need to do it in every game.

Sometimes it can take lessons a long time to sink in. I hope that’s the case now because they’ve seen how hard work can be rewarded. If we harrass teams and force them into making mistakes we’ve got the quality to really punish them. So the approach to tonight’s game must be exactly the same as the one against Chelsea. Wigan are no less important, the three points no less vital.

I expect changes to the side this evening. A game just two days after one so intense means we’ve got little choice but use the full depth of the squad. Cesc is suspended after his fifth yellow of the season but I don’t think we’ve anything new in terms of injuries. That could mean starts for Arshavin, Rosicky, Eboue, Squillaci, Denilson, Chamakh and even Bendtner. I know it’s a lot of changes but we’ve got to trust in the players and those that missed out against Chelsea having seen what’s required and what they have to do to be considered for big games. In particular I’m looking for a response from the Russian. Reputation and transfer fee mean nothing. Will being benched for such a big game give him a kick up the arse and help him find some form again? Let’s hope so.

United’s draw with Birmingham last night gives us the chance to go level with them at the top of the table, although they’ll still have a game in hand. Being joint top over the New Year should be plenty of motivation. It’d also put us level with Man City, on whom we have a game in hand, before we play them at home this day week.

What ought not to be forgotten by the players, or the manager tonight, is last season’s game away at Wigan. 2-0 up and strolling they then exposed the very worst of that Arsenal team. Slapping Mikael Silvestre’s head is only funny if you’re doing it at the final whistle. And instead of slapping you’re using a plank of some kind. To lose that game 3-2 summed up everything that was wrong with us. We were lazy, complacent and simply didn’t care enough. It was one of the worst displays I’ve ever seen from an Arsenal team and that has to be put right today.

Our motivation might be different. We’re chasing the title, trying to follow up on a great win against Chelsea, but that embarrassing abortion of a performance needs to be well and truly buried tonight. It came on the back of a defeat to Sp*rs and completely ended what vague title chances we had. It still bothers me to think about it – the slapping of Sylvester’s head and laughing as if it were all a big joke – and conceding three times in the last fifteen minutes, well, it was more painful than being tied up and locked in a room with ‘In the air tonight’ played over and over again while through a dirty window you can see Phil Collins resetting all your scores on Angry Birds after spending ages trying to get three stars on all of them.

See, I’m getting all het up here. Suffice to say that coming back from Wigan tonight with three delicious, crunchy points would go some way to making up for last season and leave us in very good shape this time around. Over to you lads.

For those of you who can’t find a stream later on I’ll be doing a live blog so check back later on for more details.

Elsewhere, fun stuff between Tony Pulis and Mark Hughes. Pulis refused to shake Hughes’ hand at the end of the game. Entirely his right but you really have to be some enormous cunt for an enormous cunt like Pulis not to shake your hand. Anyway, those with non-goldfish memories might remember the outrage when Arsene also refused to shake Hughes’ hand last season during the Carling Cup game at Middle Eastlands. Having been subjected to 90 minutes of abuse the manager was supposed to ignore that and shake the hand of the man who had been giving him grief all game. He didn’t and the reaction … well, it was like he’d snuck into the Queen’s bedroom and given her a crafty fingering.

All complete nonsense, of course. My view is that the handshake is a load of old bollocks. If you don’t feel like shaking someone’s hand you shouldn’t shake it. To force this kind of custom on adults is more insulting, in my opinion. Of course one of those who spoke out against Arsene last season was … yes, Tony Pulis. Thanks to Zonal Marking for reminding me of this. What a horrible cap wearing, hypocritical, Time Bandit little volcanocunt he is. The only way I’d ever shake his hand if it had been removed from his arm by a rusty saw. And I’d shake it in his face. As he bled to death.

Hey, ’tis the season to be jolly.

Anyway, final thing for today – if you’ve got yourself a new iPhone over Christmas check out the Arseblog app. It’s free! However, there’s a new version coming soon with exciting new features including a ‘Cut Tony Pulis’ hand off with a rusty saw’ game. Probably. There’s also an Android app in the Marketplace if you search for ‘arseblog’.

Right then, that’ll do for now. Back later with the live blog. Until then.