Arsenal Gentleman's Weekly Review
28 Aug 2015

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

Well what a harum scarum 90 minutes that was against Mr. Rodgers’ Anfield Comedians, was it not? With both Lord Peregrine Meatlocker and Larry Costerley both out for the first time in three years it was up to young, eager but awful Indian Kanvar Kumar and our very own naked

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
28 Aug 2015

Champions League, injuries, transfers and Arsecast 359

Morning all, we should kick off with our Champions League draw, made yesterday evening although it felt like it took decades to complete. I can’t be alone in not wanting to hear Peter Schmeichel whispering things to the lady while UEFA wank themselves off over some former Barcelona player who

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27 Aug 2015

Stone Cold Dead in the Market

Arsenal and the transfer market is a thorny, but absorbing subject. The manager has a reputation not so much for pinching pennies as clutching them lovingly to his bosom. It is proving difficult to shake off. Arsenal’s spending has spiked dramatically since commercial deals were renegotiated in 2013, but Wenger’s

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27 Aug 2015

Arsenal target top-secret striped hoofed striker as deadline approaches

Good morning to you. There’s little happening other than, as the transfer deadline gets closer, more spurious rumours appear. It’s a perfect storm for the bullshit merchants as the inevitable closure of the window is accompanied by a strong desire for Arsenal to add to the squad after a stuttering

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26 Aug 2015

Mistakes at both ends costly so far this season

Morning all. I watched Adrian Clarke’s ever-excellent ‘The Breakdown’ via the official site yesterday as he went back over the 0-0 draw with the Mugsmashers. One stat, or fact, stood out: Arsenal gave the ball away 20 times in our own half, with every single starting outfield player guilty at

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
25 Aug 2015

Arsecast Extra Episode 81 – 25.08.2015

Here’s this week’s Arsecast Extra with myself and James from @Gunnerblog. On this week’s show we chat about the frustrating 0-0 draw against Liverpool, the defensive shortcomings, attacking impotence, and the performance of Petr Cech who made up for his opening day with a fine display that helped save a

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25 Aug 2015

Arsenal 0-0 Liverpool: Home form a concern after another blank night

Match report – Player ratings – By the numbers – Video If, in the few minutes before half-time, you’d offered me a draw I think I would have taken it. As it was in the end, there was frustration that we couldn’t find the breakthrough having dominated the second period

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Arsenal live blog
24 Aug 2015

Arsenal v Liverpool – live blog

Join us this evening for live blogging of the Premier League fixture between Arsenal and Liverpool, kick off at 20.00 Live blog is 100% free to follow on your computer or mobile device and gives you real time text commentary from the match. You can switch between the main theme

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Arsenal v Liverpool - Premier League
24 Aug 2015

Liverpool preview: Time to get going at home again

Premier League action tonight as we take on Liverpool, looking to build on last week’s win over Crystal Palace. Not only that, we’re attempting to rediscover our mojo at the Emirates a little bit. On April 4th we hammered Liverpool 4-1, as goals from Ozil, Bellerin, Alexis and Giroud, made

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23 Aug 2015

Giroud Giroud Giroud Bacon

Good morning. I did not arrive home until much a lot late last night and for this there can be only one person to blame: The Mugsmasher. Many years ago around this time, he was made a person by life and so it was that we celebrated this momentous occasion

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22 Aug 2015

On the search for a new striker

Morning, I had a lie-in until 9am, this is amazing. Who knew it was permitted to sleep this long into the day. I feel thoroughly decadent. We’ll start this morning with the manager’s thoughts on new arrivals as expressed at his press conference yesterday. It’s all quite familiar, he wants

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Arsenal Gentleman's Weekly Review
21 Aug 2015

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

What a curious week. As summer enters its Rooney period – that is not as good as it once was, and now bloated and ageing, with everyone wishing it would just put itself out of its misery soon – thoughts turn to the feverish pagan festival of Transferia, which is

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