Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
22 Dec 2014

Arsecast Extra Episode 47 – 22.12.2014

Here’s this week’s Arsecast Extra with myself and James from @Gunnerblog. On this week’s show we discuss the gut-wrenching 2-2 draw with Liverpool, our zonal marking system, whether or not we’re going to finish in the top four, and the abysmal injury situation. As well as that we answer listener

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22 Dec 2014

Liverpool 2-2 Arsenal: We are ridiculous

Match report – By the numbers – Player ratings – Video Aside from all the other words that are flying around my head this morning and which, frankly, are not exactly suitable for opening a blog with, the one that keeps repeating itself in my head is: ridiculous. Arsenal are

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21 Dec 2014

Liverpool v Arsenal – live blog

Join us this afternoon for live blogging of the Premier League tie between Liverpool and Arsenal, kick off at 16.00GMT. Live blog is 100% free to follow on your computer or mobile device and gives you real time text commentary from the match. This season we’ve added a mobile specific

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21 Dec 2014

Liverpool preview: whose mugs will be smashed?

‘Tis the season to be jolly so last night I went out and was quite jolly but this morning the jolly has turned to *boilk* And yet the world keeps turning. We have ourselves a Premier League showdown with the nefarious Mugsmashers today, seeking some measure of revenge for the

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20 Dec 2014

Saturday round-up of simpering softies, and Sanogo

Howdy, a very quick Saturday round-up for you as I’m feeling the effects of a vigorous game of 5-a-side last night. I have aches on my aches and as for my niggles, let’s not even go there. Speaking of injuries and all that, there’s nothing new to report on who

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19 Dec 2014

Where are we now – part 2

In part 1 of my Arsenal half term report, I ran the rule over the goalkeepers and defence. In part 2 I will whip out a scalpel and have a good old root around in the intestines of Arsenal’s midfield and attack. As an aperitif, this piece from July runs

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Arsenal Gentleman's Weekly Review
19 Dec 2014

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

This week the sad news reaches Gentleman Towers that the legendary striker Terry Hennessy, the Dudley Dynamo, has finally hung up his boots. I thought I would pay my respects to this titan of a player by recalling his life and career, from the filthy, rat-infested streets of unimaginable poverty

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
19 Dec 2014

Early Mugsmasher team news + Arsecast 334

Morning folks, welcome to the last Friday before Christmas so tonight is going to be one of those nights where people will probably have a small sherry or two as they celebrate the true meaning of the season: love, understanding, togetherness and peace.Sorry, I mean getting rat-arsed drunk, falling over

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18 Dec 2014

Where are we now – Part 1

The World Cup in Brazil feels as though it has only just finished, yet here we are at Christmas, with the season already at its half way stage. It’s been a bumpy ride for Arsenal with new players, new formations and a total lack of available defenders giving the team

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18 Dec 2014

Nobody’s Per-fect

When a highly-populated hivemind has formed its collective opinion on a player, it usually takes something gargantuan from that player to change their headline, be it positive or negative. The struggle is greatest for defensive players; their more impressive work often goes unnoticed, or is merely added to a portfolio

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18 Dec 2014

The festive schedule and our ability to cope

So, Thierry Henry Thierry Henry Thierry Henry Thierry Henry Thierry Henry. Thierry Henry Thierry Henry Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry Thierry Henry Thierry Henry,  Thierry Henry. Thierry Henry Thierry Henry Thierry Henry … er … no, we’ve done enough Thierry stuff so we’ll talk about something else today. Except to point you in the direction of this, made

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17 Dec 2014

Goal Tales: The Return Of The King – by Tayo Popoola

For the week that’s in it, here’s something cool from DJ Tayo, you might remember him from such podcasts as The Tuesday Club and … er … well, that’s about it. Thierry Henry returned to Arsenal in 2012, and nobody will ever forget the goal he scored in the FA

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