Arsenal live blog
08 May 2016

Man City v Arsenal – live blog

Join us this afternoon for live blog coverage of the Premier League clash between Man City and Arsenal, kick off at 16.00. Live blog is 100% free to follow on your computer or mobile device and gives you real time text commentary from the match. You can switch between the

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Dancing Man Arseblog
08 May 2016

I wanna feel the beat with Koscielny

The man who looks like a professor comes into the bar. The disco ball hanging from the ceiling is sending shapes and lights across the room. He finds a seat at a table just inside the door. Puts his bag down. He nods at the man at the next table

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07 May 2016

Ox knee, Alexis flee, Arteta’s free, and other stuff eeeeeeeeeee

Morning all. And what a miserable morning it is in Dublin. Rain. So much rain. That puts paid to working in the garden all day. Ah well! I think I’ll just make bread instead. So, a quick round-up of what’s going on because I don’t wanna miss any of this

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Arsenal Gentleman's Weekly Review
06 May 2016

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

The major event of this week, aside from gigantic Yankee oompah-loompa Herr Drumpf ushering in the third Great War – was Leicester Fosse winning the English league. There are numerous amusing aspects to this. We shall come to the piquant delight of Tottenham throwing away the best chance they will

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
06 May 2016

Some Pep in Arteta’s step, Dutch striker linked + Arsecast 390

Good morning and welcome to the second last Friday of the season. It’s almost over, hurrah! I kid. Sort of. But I think you know what I mean. This weekend we have a game against Man City which we’ll cover in more detail over the coming days. We shall prepare

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05 May 2016

Bonfire of the Sanities

On last week’s Arsecast, I spoke a little about the ‘Time for Change’ protest at the Norwich City home game last Saturday, backed by three Arsenal supporters’ groups. In it, I suggested that I would not partake because, while I desire some level of change at Arsenal, I do not

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05 May 2016

Champions League final hopes + Kanté linked and more

Morning all. So it’s gonna be an all Spanish, all Madrid Champions League final for the second time in three years. Real Madrid beat Man City 1-0 last night and I have to say City’s performance worried me. It’s like they were saving their energy for Sunday, or something. What

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Calum Chambers
04 May 2016

Away goals, European memories, impossible signings and Calum Chambers

Morning all, I didn’t see last night’s Champions League game as I was playing football myself (2-1 win if you’re interested which you’re not and there’s no reason you should be), but it sounds like it was another cracker between Atlético Madrid and Bayern Munich. Atlético lost 2-1 on the

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Claudio Ranieri
03 May 2016

Congratulations to Leicester + hilarious Stamford Bridge ructions

On April 13th 2015, Leicester City were bottom of the Premier League. Here we are, just a smidgeon over 12 months later, and they’ve just won the title. I don’t know what word to use for this other than amazing. In all the years I’ve been watching football I’ve never

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
02 May 2016

Arsecast Extra Episode 117 – 02.05.2016

Welcome to another Arsecast Extra, the Arsenal podcast, with myself and James from @Gunnerblog. On this week’s show we discuss the 1-0 win over Norwich, the performance, the atmosphere/climate, Danny Welbeck’s goal, Olivier Giroud’s difficult period and, of course, the protests. We chat about the possible impact it had, the

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02 May 2016

Tactics Column: Possession problems v Norwich

“We are so unpredictable in what we are doing; even for me at the back sometimes it looks a bit weird! Sometimes we lose balance but sometimes it is really good so we have to keep going and focus on our game.” – Per Mertesacker I’ve been trying to figure

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02 May 2016

Bad news and bank holiday waffle

Morning all, it’s a bank holiday and for those of you who expect an Arsecast Extra this morning, I’m afraid I have some bad news. Without wanting to point the finger of blame at anyone in particular, one of this recording duo was doing a comedy festival in Wales this

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