Arsenal Gentleman's Weekly Review
03 Jan 2015

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

Ladies and gentlemen, we are living in a peculiar world. We are living in a world in which Jose Mourinho struggles to understand why everyone hates Chelsea. We are living in a world in which if you so much as give your first footman the slightest thrashing for arriving two

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podolski_inter
03 Jan 2015

Timing of Podolski’s loan curious, not the loan itself

Good day to you. The main story this morning is the one involving Lukas Podolski and a loan move to Inter Milan. He travelled to Italy last night, was pictured with an Inter scarf on (no doubt with a #intermilAHAn ready to go on his Instragram), and bar something going

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wenger_southampton
02 Jan 2015

Szczouthampton 2-0 Arsenal: Welcome to the new old year

Match report – By the numbers – Player ratings – Video Well, that was a dismal start to the new year. A self-inflicted defeat, more comedy shoot ourselves in the foot stuff, against a good team and with a squad literally down to the bare bones in midfield and attack,

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arseblog_live_new
01 Jan 2015

Southampton v Arsenal – live blog

Join us this afternoon for live blogging of the Premier League tie between Southampton and Arsenal, kick off at 15.00GMT. Live blog is 100% free to follow on your computer or mobile device and gives you real time text commentary from the match. This season we’ve added a mobile specific

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southampton_preview
01 Jan 2015

Southampton preview (may contain impending *boilk*)

Good morning and welcome to a brand new year. Can you believe it’s 2053 already? It seems like it was just 2014 yesterday. Time flies, eh? Anyway, here we are well into the future and we’ve got a game today and the manager, Artificially Kept Alive Head of Arsene Wenger,

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lukas_podolski_bench
31 Dec 2014

Last day of the year thoughts on Podolski and diving

Something of a quickie for you this morning as I’m still befuddled by what actual day of the week it is. There was a press conference yesterday in which the only piece of real team news we gleaned was that Danny Welbeck is a doubt with a thigh problem. Given

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tim_new2
30 Dec 2014

A smash of glass and the rumble of boots

What constitutes an entertaining style of football has become one of football’s thornier ‘moral’ debates of the last decade. At least, it is a debate that has become peculiarly moral. Whilst John Beck’s Cambridge side and Wimbledon’s infamous ‘Crazy Gang’ were always frowned upon as scallywags, with saturated coverage and

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2014
30 Dec 2014

Morning comes and the bus and the tourists are gone

As time goes by, like a stick in a river stuck to a turtle who has a sticky label of a Schwarz spice bottle of dried thyme stuck to his shell for no good reason at all other than to try and win worst metaphor of the year award, it’ll

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
29 Dec 2014

Arsecast Extra Episode 48 – 29.12.2014

Here’s this week’s Arsecast Extra with myself and James from @Gunnerblog. On this week’s show we tromple through the Shire to discuss the two 2-1 wins in a couple of days against QPR and West Ham, Olivier Giroud’s moment of madness, good goalkeeping, better defending and the form of Santi

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SANTI_WESTHAM34991_SDASD23
29 Dec 2014

West Ham 1-2 Arsenal: Slick Santi and firm Coq see Gunners through

Match report – By the numbers – Player ratings – Video A second 2-1 win inside 48 hours made it 6 festive points from 6 so far, and there was plenty to be encouraged about in yesterday’s performance. Despite the absence of so many midfield and attacking options, there was

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arseblog_live_new
28 Dec 2014

West Ham v Arsenal – live blog

Join us this afternoon for live blogging of the Premier League tie between West Ham and Arsenal, kick off at 15.00GMT. Live blog is 100% free to follow on your computer or mobile device and gives you real time text commentary from the match. This season we’ve added a mobile

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westham_preview
28 Dec 2014

West Ham preview: To Kos, or not to Kos?

Morning. It’s that time of the year when it’s hard to remember what day it is, so in case you need reminding it’s Monday. Sunday. Today we visit high-flying West Ham. Not so long ago The Walrus seemed certain for the sack, now he’s got his team playing very well

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