12 May 2016

Done knee Welbeck: striker out for 9 months*

Morning all, welcome to Thursday. It’s almost the weekend again. Time flies. We’ll start with Danny Welbeck and yesterday the club confirmed he’d suffered a serious injury, more serious than we’d initially thought too, and the striker is expected to be out of action for 9 months. The statement said:

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
11 May 2016

Arsecast Extra Episode 120 – 11.05.2016

Welcome to another Arsecast Extra, the Arsenal podcast, with myself and James from @Gunnerblog. On today’s show we look at what happened last night between West Ham and Man Utd, and the goings on outside Upton Park – as well as highlighting a huge missed opportunity for Hammers. We chat

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11 May 2016

Big bid for Xhaka reported as Welbeck’s woe continues

Morning all. So, West Ham’s win over Manchester United last night means that top four is guaranteed for us, regardless of what happens this weekend. We could finish 4th, or 3rd, or even 2nd, which would be kind of hilarious, but having had Champions League football in their hands after

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
10 May 2016

Arsecast Extra Episode 119 – 10.05.2016

Welcome to another Arsecast Extra, the Arsenal podcast, with myself and James from @Gunnerblog. On today’s show we begin with a very interesting email sent by a listener that leaves James somewhat lost for words, and understandably so. We then chat about Theo Walcott’s future as rumours grow about a

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10 May 2016

Theo Walcott departure would be no surprise this summer

Morning all. I think it’s reasonable to speculate that this summer might be one where the transfer market is very busy indeed. The way this season has gone for some of the big clubs suggests they have a lot of work to do on their squads. Incoming managers at Man

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
09 May 2016

Arsecast Extra Episode 118 – 09.05.2016

Welcome to another Arsecast Extra, the Arsenal podcast, with myself and James from @Gunnerblog. On this week’s show we look back at the 2-2 draw with Man City, goals from Alexis Sanchez and Olivier Giroud, the performance overall, the race for the top 3 or top 2, the possibility of

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man city 2-2 arsenal 2016
09 May 2016

Man City 2-2 Arsenal: We scored goals and earned a point

Match report – Player ratings – Video I have to say that when the match was just seconds old and Laurent Koscielny kicked fresh air, I feared it was going to be one of those days. The early pressure came from City and when Sergio Aguero cracked in the opening

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Arsenal live blog
08 May 2016

Man City v Arsenal – live blog

Join us this afternoon for live blog coverage of the Premier League clash between Man City and Arsenal, kick off at 16.00. Live blog is 100% free to follow on your computer or mobile device and gives you real time text commentary from the match. You can switch between the

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Dancing Man Arseblog
08 May 2016

I wanna feel the beat with Koscielny

The man who looks like a professor comes into the bar. The disco ball hanging from the ceiling is sending shapes and lights across the room. He finds a seat at a table just inside the door. Puts his bag down. He nods at the man at the next table

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07 May 2016

Ox knee, Alexis flee, Arteta’s free, and other stuff eeeeeeeeeee

Morning all. And what a miserable morning it is in Dublin. Rain. So much rain. That puts paid to working in the garden all day. Ah well! I think I’ll just make bread instead. So, a quick round-up of what’s going on because I don’t wanna miss any of this

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Arsenal Gentleman's Weekly Review
06 May 2016

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

The major event of this week, aside from gigantic Yankee oompah-loompa Herr Drumpf ushering in the third Great War – was Leicester Fosse winning the English league. There are numerous amusing aspects to this. We shall come to the piquant delight of Tottenham throwing away the best chance they will

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
06 May 2016

Some Pep in Arteta’s step, Dutch striker linked + Arsecast 390

Good morning and welcome to the second last Friday of the season. It’s almost over, hurrah! I kid. Sort of. But I think you know what I mean. This weekend we have a game against Man City which we’ll cover in more detail over the coming days. We shall prepare

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