Is December the new November? I ask because traditionally November has always been a dodgy month for us, but it was short on games. We won two, lost one. 66.666666666666666% win rate. That’s good. But the sample size is small. December looks much more daunting. Eight games in all, seven in the Premier League and a Carabao Cup quarter-final too. Let’s hope we don’t have any ‘November’ this season apart from the one we’ve just had which was all right really.
The Premier League weekend was pretty decent for us. Man City beat West Ham 2-1. I watched this game while I was cooking spicy Korean fried chicken and man alive it was boring. The second half was so dull I was tempted to deep fry a finger just to feel something. City sealed the game late on, but then Manuel Lanzini scored a quite delicious goal in injury time. There is something quite aesthetically pleasing about a ball going in off the woodwork most of the time, but especially so when it hits the post and flies back into the far side of the goal as the keeper is diving the other way. Watch here.
I didn’t see a lot of Chelsea v Man Utd because I chose to light the fire and watch The Beatles documentary, but a draw isn’t a bad result. It means United dropped some points and aren’t coming into our game on Thursday looking to bounce back from a defeat. They will have the new manager bounce thing, but given how little time Ralf Rangnick will have to spend with them, that will mostly be about effort. Players out to please a new boss and all that, but that’s really a pretty basic thing we should be expecting anyway.
It’ll be the second game in succession we’ve had to deal with that too, after Eddie Howe’s first game in charge of Newcastle at the weekend. You have to wonder if it might be three before we face Everton on Monday. They were beaten by Brentford yesterday, and it’s now seven games without a win in the Premier League for Rafa Benitez. He’s hardly the most popular man on the blue side of Liverpool for obvious reasons, and with a Merseyside derby on Wednesday, a bad result there might heap a huge amount of pressure on him and the Everton board.
There’s already plenty of #rafaout stuff on Twitter so it’s not beyond the realms of possibility that he’s gone if it gets really bad in midweek. I don’t think they’d have a new manager by Monday, so it’d probably be the Big Duncan Ferguson caretaker bounce, but based on his playing days, he could certainly have a positive impact. Or at least terrify the players into giving a lot more than they’re producing for Benitez.
So, all in all a good weekend for us, and some entertaining stuff on and off the pitch, not least the Roy Keane/Jamie Carragher hilarity on Sky Sports. At one point, it got so high-pitched I’m told many dogs came running and various windows shattered.
You don't want to miss this… 😳🍿
— Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL) November 28, 2021
Plenty to come in midweek too, and obviously we’ll chat about that as we get closer to Old Trafford on Thursday night.
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