Friday, March 29, 2024

Catalan snoozefest – RVP – Eurowatch and more

It really does seem like the Arsenal/Barcelona saga this summer. Much like last summer. And the summer before. And the summer before. Oh wait. Was that Real Madrid that summer?

Whatever. It just seems that each close season we have to put up with one of the big clubs in Spain trying to buy some or all of our players. As Barcelona confirm they’re in talks with Arsenal about Hleb comes more on the Adebayor side of things. Sport reports this morning that the Catalans have made an offer of €29m for the Togonator. But although the newspaper says Adebayor is exactly the player they’re looking for they won’t be offering a penny more.

Although Arsenal say they won’t sell him at any price they say that Adebayor wants to join, using quotes from the El Mundo interview I linked to yesterday. What can you say? I think I speak for most of us when I say:

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What a pack of tedious cunts they are. Sports departments filled with fiction writers – and while there’s probably some truth in what they say the fact that it reads as if it were written by a failed Dan Brown impersonator almost makes me feel sorry for them. Almost. Instead I’d like to burn them alive just to save the world from this shite. Sadly, the thing is if you kill one two more grow back in its place. This is going to be a long summer.

The BBC says Samir Nasri has ‘agreed’ his Arsenal contract but the BBC should try and tell us something we don’t already know.

Kolo Toure, meanwhile, says he’d like to stay at Arsenal for life. And I for one welcome that. A player who knows what he wants and doesn’t need a scumbag agent to tell him.

Speaking of scumbags and agents we move to Cuntley Cunt’s inclusion at number 25 in the 50 greatest Arsenal players of all time. What a joke. Sansom, Nelson, Winterburn, McLintock and Merson all behind this odious little cunt? Frankly anyone who voted for him should be locked in a room with an angry dragon who has cancer teeth and can breathe fiery AIDS at them. I do love the way that Arsenal.com made sure we knew it was the ‘fans’ who picked the players but they should know better than this.

Cuntley Cunt is the biggest cunt ever to play for Arsenal football club. What he did before being a cunt is irrelevant. If this list was the top 50 cunts to ever play for Arsenal he should be in all 50 positions, the little cunt. What a load of rubbish and frankly it’s an insult to the great players who really did great things for our football club instead of running off like a greedy, lying cuntbox.

Raul Albiol’s agent says Arsenal have not been in touch with him about the player. Ok then.

Robin van Persie reckons something beautiful is about to happen with Holland in Euro 2008. He’s certainly giving van Basten something to think about with his goals in the tournament so far and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him start the quarter final against Russia. I think van Basten sees something of himself in van Persie, great talent but slightly brittle. That particular quarter final promises to be an excellent game though after the Russians win over Sweden last night proved they’re a team to be taken seriously.

According to reader Dylan, Arsene was on French TV talking about how the prices for Russia’s players, in particular Arshavin, would be likely to increase on the back of that performance for anyone that might be interested in buying them. The Mirror says we’re ready with a £10m bid for Arshavin.

Tonight sees Portugal v Germany with Jens Lehmann in action for the Germanians. Can their defence keep out the attacking threat of Portugal? Will Klose or Gomez actually score a goal? It’s gonna be a good one, I think. I fancy the Germans to nick it as well.

Right so, that’s about the size of it. More tomorrow.

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