Tuesday, December 7, 2021

What's going on? Nothing, that's what.

Since Arseblog began we’ve had days with very little news but today is probably the day with the least Arsenal news I have ever seen.

Robin van Persie scored for Holland last night, Thierry Henry is baffled by France’s loss to Scotland and Real Madrid still want Cesc, with sporting director Pedrag Mijatovic saying:

Cesc Fabregas would fit in with us very well. I must be clear on this issue. He continues being an objective for us.

I must also be clear, Mr Mijatovic. My fist would fit your face very well. Repeatedly. Until your face was not so much a face as a jellied, bloody mess that even your mother would not recognise. Comprende, cunto?

And that’s about it. I’m not even going to mention the shambles that is Ireland after their 5-2 defeat by the mighty Cyprus. I never liked Staunton as a player though, he always looked like a new born fawn on unsteady legs, and when I was working as a DJ he once spent about 4 hours at the bar in the place I worked drinking bottles of cheap German white wine. What a cunt.

I look forward to his dissection in the Sunday papers. Here’s hoping there’s something to talk about tomorrow.

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