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Arseblog: Saturday 26th April 2003

april 26th

16.26 – Bolton 2-2 Arsenal (Wiltord, Pires)

Oh dear – or to put it another way – shit fuck snatch piss wank arse cunt bollocks twat fanny spunk goat-sodomy fisting shitebag.

2-0 up and cruising with less than 15 minutes to go, and we blew it. Not only has this cost us 2 points today, but it means that for the first time in a long time, it’s no longer in our hands.

Bolton worked hard and the first half was pretty poor from Arsenal, but two early goals in the second half should have been enough. We weren’t helped by losing Freddie, Cygan (who did well) and Lauren through injury, but that’s no excuse.

The players who came in are more than experienced enough. Despite 6 minutes of injury time – the longest I’ve ever seen in a Premiership match – Arsenal couldn’t find a winner, and the title looks almost impossible now.

I would love to be able to analyse this result, but at the moment I can’t even bear to think about it. Essentially we gave away sloppy goals and we took our foot off the pedal at 2-0. Now we have to rely on somebody else taking points off Man Utd, and I just can’t see that happening. As usual, Tottenham will roll over like the bitches they are tomorrow, and then Charlton and Everton….I don’t see them dropping any points at all.

Obviously it’s not all over yet, but it’s going to take something Anfield ’89-esque in terms of drama and excitement for us to hold onto the Championship now.

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