Robbie Keane is the new Rebrov. Hoddle spent £7m on him, then left him on the bench last night, and Sp*rs lost. Life is sweet.
“He was crying on the pitch like a big girl”. Patrick Vieira stops just short of doing that thing when you use your fingers and wobble your lips like you used to do in the playground when someone was acting the nancy. Bergkamp praises Wiltord’s form, and finally today, forget about work, play this top table tennis game instead. (link via not so soft).