22.55 – Have a look at May 13th. I got an email saying that Tottenham’s Republic of Ireland full back, Stephen Carr, was as good as signed for Arsenal. I didn’t pay too much attention to it really. Then I saw this.
15.39 – Chelsea defender William Gallas has been linked with a £7.5m move to Arsenal. He’s looked good this season – and he seems to have a problem with Claudio Ranieri’s coaching methods, complaining that the Italian makes them run till they weep. Sounds a bit harsh in fairness. However, I still maintain we’ll sign Kevin Hofland from PSV.
This is my cunning double bluff – I’d love to see Hofland at Arsenal, and if I say we’re going to sign him, then chances are we won’t. Er….hang on……I would like to state categorically that there is no chance of Hofland signing for Arsenal. Sorted. Expect to see Hofland in an Arsenal shirt in no time. Oh, I’ve probably just double bluffed my double bluff. Anyway, I think it’s fairly obvious that I haven’t got a f*cking clue what I’m on about, and we’ll leave it at that.
Finally for now, non-Arsenal related japery here.