Arseblog: Saturday 13th April 2002

April 13th

21.27 – Amazingly, Peter Schmeichel has signed for Man City. Surely this is a dastardly plot hatched between Red Nose 1 – The Scottish gum chewer and Red Nose 2 – The Danish pig farmer. If I was a City fan, I’d be very suspect of his motives. He must know the reds aren’t gonna be happy with him, and how will the Blues take to a man who was with their old enemy for so long? It took Sol Campbell some time to break the ice with the Arsenal fans, and the minute he makes a mistake the City fans will be sure he did it on purpose. A signing from hell for all concerned I would have thought, but then Keegan is mental.

Time travel anyone? Check this out.

Sadly Liverpool won today, that puts them just a point behind us now. That poxy near dwarf Welsh twat got the goal. I curse him and his suspect hamstring.

09.45 – Is there anything better than the ‘lie in’ on a Saturday morning after a long week? Well, winning the lottery and somehow finding yourself in bed with Cameron Diaz and Kylie is better, but you know what I mean. And if you think ‘9.45 isn’t exactly a lie in’, it’s better than 6.30.

Sol Campbell speaks to the foppish Henry Winter here. Matthew Upson seems to be back from his injury, he’s named in the squad for tomorrow’s game.

Next season will see a new home and away kit for Arsenal, and a new sponsor. The BBC is saying it’s likely to be mm02 which used to be Cellnet and part of British Telecom. Personally, I’d love to see the Apple computer logo on the Arsenal shirts, it would provide that touch of class that peddling the name of the least popular games console in history surely didn’t.

Semi-Final tomorrow – Boro have improved over the course of the season, have beat Man Utd twice, are going to give us a hard time. They don’t have Ince who is suspended and Carbone who is cup-tied having played for almost every single English league club in the last couple of seasons, but Boksic is back and he is always dangerous even if he moves by osmosis these days.

However, the boys have had a rest now since the Sp*rs game, and should be really fired up for this one. Freddie to open the scoring tomorrow…….

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