flami
19 Dec 2015

Is Mathieu Flamini’s life in grave danger?*

Morning all, a very quick Saturday round-up for you. So, I went to see the new Star Wars last night. No spoilers of course, but the bit where Darth Vader had that swordfight with Peter Parker and Hank Solo flew in the Millenial Poltroon to rescue him and then they

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Arsenal Gentleman's Weekly Review
18 Dec 2015

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

Sing along with me: Que Sera Sera Egotism his favourite vice He’s been sacked by Chelsea twice Que Sera Sera If there were any justice in the world, this is the ditty that should ring out on terraces across the land this weekend. Cast aside all other news this week,

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
18 Dec 2015

Mourinho sacking a real shame + Arsecast 373 “Not so special”

Good morning everyone! What a lovely Friday it is. It’s a week until Christmas but yesterday Satan came early for Jose Mourinho and took him back to the depths of hell from whence he first came. Bit of a shame really, like Brendan Rodgers at Liverpool, and Andre Vilas Boas

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tim_new_2015
17 Dec 2015

Alan Smith – a super strike for the Gunners

Arsenal’s entry into the 1993-94 Cup Winners Cup began the disrobing of my footballing innocence. I was in a state of tabula rasa where European football was concerned, due to a mixture of youthful ignorance (I was 9) and a lack of coverage. The migration of several England internationals to

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xmas
17 Dec 2015

Training ground mayhem as feel-good Christmas plans go awry

As expected yesterday was a quiet day. Literally nothing happened. Well, of course stuff happened, just not from an Arsenal point of view. The players have had some time off this week, they even had a party where they danced, made merry, and got over the difficult Kris Kindle/Secret Santa

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reyes_january
16 Dec 2015

It’s set up for a forward signing in January too

Interestingly, a number of people emailed me about yesterday’s blog. ‘I thought you were better than that’, said one of them, rather disappointedly, as he complained that my mocking of Chelsea and Jose Mourinho was unbecoming. All I can say is that you don’t know me at all, sir. I

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mourinho1
15 Dec 2015

We’re no longer top and that’s fantastic + CL draw reaction

Good morning! What a fun morning it is! A cheery, hilarious, uproarious, side-splitting, rib-tickling, laugh-a-minute morning! And it’s all because we’re no longer top of the league. Under normal circumstances this is not something that would be cause for celebration. It’s good being top. Quite obviously it’s better than all

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
14 Dec 2015

Arsecast Extra Episode 97 – 14.12.2015

Welcome to another Arsecast Extra with myself and James from @Gunnerblog. On this week’s show James and I provide live reaction to the Champions League draw which sees us face Barcelona again. It’s nice to get an easy one now and again. We also look back at the 2-0 win

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giroud_villa
14 Dec 2015

Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal: Giroud and Ramsey fire Gunners top

Match report – Player ratings – By the numbers – Video It wasn’t the most exciting game, nor the most thrilling, but a functional 2-0 win over Aston Villa put us top of the table yesterday afternoon. The goals came from Olivier Giroud and Aaron Ramsey, and while it felt

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Arsenal live blog - Arsenal v Bayern Munich
13 Dec 2015

Aston Villa v Arsenal – live blog

Join us this evening for live blog coverage of the Premier League clash between Aston Villa and Arsenal, kick off at 13.30 Live blog is 100% free to follow on your computer or mobile device and gives you real time text commentary from the match. You can switch between the

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villapreview
13 Dec 2015

Villa are bottom but we’ll still have be on our Garde

It’s never easy to go away from home after a midweek European jaunt, even if you are playing a side firmly rooted to the bottom of the table. The efforts of Wednesday night were considerable, and there’s little scope to rotate the team, so hopefully there won’t be any kind

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butler
12 Dec 2015

It’s Saturday, what do you want from me?

Morning all. It’s raining, and my phone is broken. Well, not broken, per se, but the screen is all smashed and it didn’t even get that way because of shenanigans or anything. I was simply sitting on a chair, phone in my back pocket, and when I took it out

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