Morning all, it’s going to be a crazy week here as the move back to Dublin takes shape. The removals people come on Friday and there’s still lots to do. Bah. I have a list of things to do as long as a person with really long arms’ arm.
Not much happening this morning really. There’s some talk that the Cuntley Cunt deal will go through today for Â£19m and that we’ve made a bid for William Gallas which is separate from that deal. I hope Cole goes and, I think I might be in a minority here, but I also hope Gallas stays where he is. Our need for a central defender is not as pressing as our need for reinforcement in midfield and Gallas is, let’s face it, a bit of a fucking dickhead. That will happen when you’ve spent that long around Stamford Bridge. Jesus Christ and Buddha went there on a day trip and came back acting like a pair of arrogant, Johnny come lately wankers so he’s not unique but I can still remember comments from him taking the piss about us last season and the season before.
Apparently Chelsea aren’t interested in selling to us anyway but I wouldn’t believe a word out of their fat, lying mouths. In the meantime AW says he won’t play Cole until this situation is sorted once and for all.
And the reason there’s been no deal yet is that Cole is actually holding out for a ‘loyalty’ bonus from Arsenal as part of his contract. Seriously. No joke.
Thierry on Theo: We really saw what he is about. He was good, fresh-legged and he did ever so well to set up the goal. Full credit to him. Normally, a sign of a great player is someone who makes a major impression on his debut. People think back and say â€˜He was amazing on that first game.
Hurrah. And Theo himself talks about his debut and how he had to have a drugs test after the game. There are some whispers that he tested positive for lollipops, space dust and Hubba Bubba.
Marca is reporting that the agent of JosÃ© Antonio Reyes will meet with Real Madrid to try and get them to up their derisory offer for the player. However, it seems that after signing Diarra their transfer business is complete (although AS links them with a move for Buffon) and they’re not willing to make a decent offer for the player whose head they have completely and utterly wrecked. The piss-drinking shitbags.
And that’s it. I have to go start crossing things off my list which means I have to do the things on my list.
Do blog – done. What’s next? Prank call Peter Kenyon. Let me just fire up my Skype. Till tomorrow, chums.
Oh, and happy birthday Mug smasher, you mug smashing smasher of mugs.