So I’ve finally recovered enough to fill in for Blogger. I’m sure you’re delighted.
Ahead of tomorrow’s game with Chelsea, Jose Reyes has said Peter Kenyon is a bald, ugly cunt and that he can fuck off. Sort of. I like his style. As Arseblogger said, playing Chelsea doesn’t involve the same bullshit as playing United, illustrated by Frank Lampard’s comments ahead of the game. He’s still a big fat cunt though, natch.
Ashley Cole’s given everyone a boost by making exactly the same comments as Vieira did last year, saying he plans to win over the fans this season by doing his talking on the pitch. Let’s hope that unlike Vieira, he actually delivers. I never wanted him to go but he’s got some making up to do.
Sort of proper football tomorrow. At fucking last!
I’m off to drink until 5am tonight. It’s the first weekend of the festival here in Edinburgh, and the place turns into one big party for the whole of August. Ace.