thank you all for your many emails on the subject but I am sorry to say that Arsenal have not signed Andriy Shenchenko. It’s just that arsenal.con shares a player database with Sky Sports or something similar. A shame I know but there you go.
ps – There’s fuck all going on. Which is a bit of a pain in the arse. The only semi-Arsenal related story I can find is one about Jens Lehmann wanting to play in another final so he can exorcise the demons of Paris. He’s also delighted that Thierry is staying. He says:
I hope he will do very, very well at the World Cup, but not against us just in case we are playing against each other.
I could have let you read that yourself but I have to make it look like there’s something written here today. Not subtle but there you are. How was your weekend then? We need something to talk about in the arses (apart from how Andriy Shevchenko is joining Arsenal).