08 Mar 2015

The life of Riley

Not a lot going on this morning unfortunately, although I see our old pals the referees are making headlines again. The prodigious and consistent ineptitude is such that you might almost start to think it’s deliberate. The man in question yesterday, Anthony Taylor. He sent West Brom down to 10

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07 Mar 2015

Gabriel, Welbeck and remembering Oleg

Morning all. There appears to be a measure of *boilk* today, so a quick Saturday round-up is all you’re getting. We’ll start with Gabriel who is going to miss 2-3 weeks with a hamstring strain. It used to be the case that you couldn’t be considered an Arsenal player under

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Arsenal Gentleman's Weekly Review
06 Mar 2015

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

THE TROPICS Dear readers, you find your Arsenal Gentleman in the tropics this past week. The world outside of Great Britain, as you will know, is quite the rum place. There are parts of it – the former British Empire – that have been forcibly civilised. Places where one can

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
06 Mar 2015

Ozil, spitting madness + Arsecast 343

Morning all, the fact that we’re playing on Monday leaves us with that horrible thing – a football free weekend. Any ball related japery we might enjoy will have to be of our own making, or we’ll look at what the others are doing and see if they can provide

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05 Mar 2015

Does Ashley still deserve the Cole shoulder?

Just over a decade has passed since Arsenal’s unbeaten season and testaments to that ‘Invincibles’ side have been bountiful. Most of that legendary squad has retired and, consequently, they have been generous with their reflections on their unique achievement. However, one member of that star studded cast has maintained a

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05 Mar 2015

QPR 1-2 Arsenal: Giroud and Alexis secure three big points

Match report – Player ratings – Video Not our most convincing performance of the season, but a big three points on a night when all the other teams around us also won. There were a couple of changes to the team that beat Everton with Tomas Rosicky coming in for

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04 Mar 2015

QPR v Arsenal – live blog

Join us this evening for live blogging of the Premier League meeting between QPR and Arsenal, kick off at 19.45GMT. Live blog is 100% free to follow on your computer or mobile device and gives you real time text commentary from the match. This season we’ve added a mobile specific

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04 Mar 2015

QPR preview + Coquelin’s surprise & training ground improvements

Premier League action tonight as a team which has won just 1 in its last 10 games takes on an Arsenal side which has won 6 of the last 7. The win at the weekend over Everton wasn’t one built on a flowing performance, but it was controlled and professional

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03 Mar 2015

Team shuffling, Theo and refereeeeeeeee

Morning all. We’ve got a day to rest today before we face QPR in the Premier League tomorrow night, and with Man City losing to Liverpool the other day, there are whispers of targetting second place. In fact, David Ospina has urged his teammates to have a go, saying: We

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
02 Mar 2015

Arsecast Extra Episode 57 – 02.03.2015

Here’s this week’s Arsecast Extra with myself and James from @Gunnerblog. On this week’s show we discuss the 2-0 win over Everton, the performance after the midweek disaster, a Premier League debut for Gabriel and my debut on American television thanks to the good people at NBC Sports. As well

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02 Mar 2015

Arsenal 2-0 Everton: A sweary good win

Match Report – By the numbers – Player ratings – Video In the opening stages of yesterday’s game, it’s fair to say there was a nervousness about the crowd after what happened on Wednesday night. It all felt quite flat. The manager had made a couple of changes, with Gabriel

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01 Mar 2015

Arsenal v Everton – live blog

Join us this afternoon for live blogging of the Premier League meeting between Arsenal and Everton, kick off at 14.05GMT. Live blog is 100% free to follow on your computer or mobile device and gives you real time text commentary from the match. This season we’ve added a mobile specific

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