Arsenal squad 2016
18 May 2016

Squad assessment in 140 characters or less (ish) – 2016

In what’s now some kind of tradition, it’s time for the annual Arseblog squad assessment post. This time last year they were done in a kind of Twitter-ish style of around 140 characters, and I see no reason to change. Just a note that I’m using the grading system we

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17 May 2016

Ignore the wilfully stupid punditry + Arteta, Wilshere and Walcott

Morning. Still laughing? Of course you are. I find my laughter is rekindled whenever I see or hear a grumpy pundit who tries to suggest that Arsenal finishing second above Sp*rs is nothing to be celebrated. There are only two possible explanations for this point of view. 1 – In

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
16 May 2016

Arsecast Extra Episode 123 – 16.05.2016

Welcome to another Arsecast Extra, the Arsenal podcast, with myself and James from @Gunnerblog. On this show we laugh at Tottenham. Then we laugh at Tottenham before laughing at Tottenham. After that we spend some time laughing at Tottenham, we laugh at Tottenham, laugh at Tottenham, and finish the first

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arteta_goal_villa 2016
16 May 2016

Arsenal 4-0 Aston Villa: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Match Report – Player ratings – Sp*rsLOL – Video Sometimes writing a blog is quite easy. A thing happens, you write about it, and that’s more or less it. Other times it’s more complicated, because the topic is a bit contentious or delicate, and it requires some thinking. And other

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15 May 2016

Video: On the whistle Arsenal 4-0 Aston Villa

Here’s Gunnerblog’s On the whistle reaction to what was a hilarious day at the Emirates. It’s happened again. The news site is struggling as so many people want to laugh at Tottenham. We’ll have all the bits there when things calm down again. In the meantime … …. hahahaha.

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Arsenal live blog
15 May 2016

Arsenal v Aston Villa – live blog

Join us this afternoon for live blog coverage of the Premier League clash between Arsenal and Aston Villa, kick off at 15.00. Live blog is 100% free to follow on your computer or mobile device and gives you real time text commentary from the match. You can switch between the

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15 May 2016

A chance to finish 2nd, and time to say some goodbyes

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. The final day of the Premier League season, and we face Aston Villa at home. They are already relegated, of course, so the expectation of a win is high. And if other results go our way it could be a funny

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14 May 2016

Wenger denies contract story, so where did it come from?

Dreams are very weird. I dreamed I was in LA with Arseblog Tom and he had sex with Madonna. Not in front of me, I should add. Then I was on a bridge with some enormous apparatus and we fished a very bald man out of the river and he

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Arsenal Gentleman's Weekly Review
13 May 2016

Arsenal Gentleman’s Weekly Review

For what may very well be the last Review of the season, unless an unlikely set of circumstances mean that Good Saint Tott arrives as late as possible, I shall examine the weekend’s match at the Abu Dhabi Vulgarians and those aforementioned permutations, along with some valuable advice should the

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Arsecast - the Arsenal podcast
13 May 2016

Arsecast Extra Episode 122 – 13.05.2016

Welcome to another Arsecast Extra, the Arsenal podcast, with myself and James from @Gunnerblog. On this show we discuss the stories of a new contract for Arsene Wenger, the manager’s denials of that story, where it might have come from, and what might happen as he enters the final year

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13 May 2016

On reports of a new deal offered to Arsene Wenger

Good morning, it’s the final Friday of the season, and it’ll be the final press conference of the season as the manager does his media duty ahead of Sunday’s game with Aston Villa. What was likely to be a fairly dull affair – with some talk of Danny Welbeck and,

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12 May 2016


It has been just over 5 years since Stan Kroenke’s Kroenke Sports Enterprises officially completed a takeover of Arsenal Holdings PLC. It had been in the offing since Kroenke purchased 9.9% of the club and 50% of Arsenal Broadband Ltd in April 2007. The process moved into the realms of

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