Part II of the squad profiles. If you missed part 1, it's right here.
Squad Number: 23
Name: Nicholas BLACKWATER
Nickname: ‘The Camden Cockroach’
Origin: Camden, London, England
This week, instead of a weekly review, the @ArsenalGent brings you his squad profiles (1-20).
Squad Number: 1
Name: Sir Albert SESLEY
Position: Glove Butler
Nickname: ‘The Cold Catcher’
I have returned from a short sanative sojourn in Her Majesty’s Jamaica, a most refulgent island indeed. I had a most pleasant trip enhanced by the generous fiscal gift donated to me by a very charming Peruvian ...
I am writing this week’s alloquy from the fair isle of Jamaica, Kingston Parish, where I have repaired to escape the incessant and soul-destroying blizzard of Arsenal transfer rumours. This was not an entirely ...
I BID YOU GOOD DAY.
One was delighted to receive a missive from Lord Arse of Leinster a while ago, asking if one would be interested in a weekly column, a forum for my crazed, psychotic musings that are norm...