Tim Stillman 2012-13
21 Feb 2013

Cereal offender

As weeks go, this one has been a bit like finding out that you’re related to John Terry. Two distinctly different, yet equally disappointing cup defeats have made navel gazing a cottage industry on Planet Arsenal. Difficult as it is, I think the two defeats have to be distilled from

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21 Feb 2013

A closed letter

Dear Arsene, I’m writing to you because open letters seem to be the flavour of the day, but everyone’s writing to Stan and I don’t want you to feel left out. I was going to cut out letters from newspaper headlines and stick them together to make a kind of

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