Arseblog live blog
11 Feb 2012

Sunderland v Arsenal – live blog!

Join us for live blogging of Sunderland v Arsenal in the Premier League. Kick off is 3pm, team news posted as soon as we have it. Live blog is 100% free to follow on your computer or mobile device and gives you real time text commentary from the match. Arseblog

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11 Feb 2012

Sunderland preview + RVP denies Marca claims

My brain is an arsehole. “Just one gigantic whiskey before you go to bed. Go on!” I need to stop listening to my brain although I’m not sure who I should listen to in that case. I guess it’s another reason why I’ve always been a fan of butlers. “Should

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The Arsecast, Arsenal podcast
10 Feb 2012

Time to build momentum + Arsecast 228

Right then, after a week which has been dominated by two craggy faced managers (so much so that Fabio Capello was in my post-apocalyptic dream last night wearing a gigantic gold hooped earring), it’s time to turn our attention to the stuff that really matters. Arsenal play Sunderland tomorrow and

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The Tim Stillman column - Arseblog
09 Feb 2012

Notes on no scandal

Just another week in paradise. With the resignation of Fabio Capello from his post as England Manager / press voodoo doll, we’re being reminded of some of the less savoury sides of the game. The politicking, the whooping hyenas in the press, the reminder that the never ending cuntishness of

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09 Feb 2012

Consistency the key as busy period approaches

There’s a story about David Bentley. I kid, I kid. I’m all out of Bentley stories. I could tell you my epic about Arturo Lupoli, his secret agent dog and his layabout sidekick, but it’s all a bit too similar to an episode of Scooby Doo and I need to

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08 Feb 2012

Why AOC won’t be new DB (I hope)

There’s a story about David Bentley. When he went to Norwich on loan from Arsenal they were in a training session and he, thinking he was some kind of comedic genius, belted the ball straight up into the air and said ‘ave it!’, like Peter Kay in that ad for

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arsene_wenger
07 Feb 2012

Wenger’s profit comments require more examination

Morning all, some interesting quotes from Arsene Wenger appeared in a Belgian newspaper yesterday. For those that wish to cream yourselves on the bits about Eden Hazard, he had this to say: I like him a lot, and for several reasons. His creativity, his ability to unbalance the opposition, his

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Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
06 Feb 2012

Boss and RVP love the Ox, but AW has warning

So, Monday morning, eh? After a win, eh? Tends to be quiet, eh? That last one wasn’t a question. It’s true. After a win there’s a lot less to talk about than after a defeat. This, my friends, is not a bad thing at all. Much as I love the

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Arsenal 7-1 Blackburn: Thierry Henry celebrates with Robin van Persie
05 Feb 2012

Arsenal 7-1 Blackburn: Oxpowered-Rompencart

Match Report – Video – By the numbers I think we can safely say this morning that’s just what the doctor ordered. Three points, a good performance, and a day which brought no controversy, animosity, angst or worry. For a moment it looked a bit shaky, when Pedersen equalised with

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Arseblog live blog
04 Feb 2012

Arsenal v Blackburn – live blog!

Join us for live blogging of Arsenal v Blackburn in the Premier League. Kick off is 1pm, team news posted as soon as we have it. Live blog is 100% free to follow on your computer or mobile device and gives you real time text commentary from the match. Arseblog

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04 Feb 2012

Blackburn preview – one dose of revenge, please

For many people the low point of this season was the 8-2 at Old Trafford. And I get that completely. It was  embarrassing but, you know, it was a freak. A one off. Something that’s never likely to happen again and entirely down to the fact that the manager took

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The Arsecast, Arsenal podcast
03 Feb 2012

Words have power + Arsecast 227

“Not good enough.” Three words used often by football fans to describe aspects of the club they support. They’re used in relation to certain players, performances, the manager, the board, the price of a pint and a pie, how their club handles various communications, pretty much anything they’ve got the

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