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January 12, 2012 posted by Tim Stillman

Daddy took their T-birds away

Tim Stillman Column

Joy is a virtue that fast seems to be disappearing from football. I am in no way a misty eyed sentimentalist. Nor do I wish to fall into the trap of pining for a mythical past age, where the sun always shone, the players were your mates and when you could leave your doors unlocked at night and wake to find someone had come in and plumped your sofa cushions for you. That’s what nostalgia can do; it enlarges the good and photoshops the bad in a cloud of sepia.

Whilst I’m not old enough to profess first hand experience, I’m sure travelling to Stamford Bridge in the 1980s was no cakewalk. Players have only ever really been as loyal as contract law has permitted. In the days pre-Bosman and going back even further to the retain and transfer system successfully repealed by George Eastham in the 60s, the benefits and opportunities for club mobility were not as available. Loyalty has only ever shape-shifted to the permutations of legislation and finance.

However, I still get the impression the fun is slowly eroding from the sport. Supporters are guilty of forgetting the point of the pursuit in the first place. We live in a time when a 1-1 draw in a pre season friendly can produce sustained heckling and booing. A victory for your local rivals in a match your team has no participation in invites the acid tongued prophets of doom, astride their social networking soapbox. Victories are written off with an expectant shrug, mere numbers on a screen.

In part, this reaction is precipitated by the avarice of the sport itself. Large chunks of it are becoming quite joyless; the spectacle is reduced to little piggies grappling to keep their snouts in the trough. Memorable cup runs are eschewed in deference to relegation battles. Grimly hanging onto 16th or 17th or even 4th spot has become a pursuit of necessity in the greed is good game. Money does not so much talk, as prod, shout and bark orders. Existing is the new winning.

For these reasons I’ve steadfastly held on to my attachment to the F.A. Cup. Because, at least in its early rounds, it provides a measure of the random. Milkmen playing at Old Trafford, not knowing who you play until three weeks before the game, the opportunity to visit a different ground. It can provide some respite from trying to guess how many goals United are going to shellack past Wigan, or whether Barcelona are going to get 16 or 18 points in their Champions League group.

‘So why tolerate it?’ you may ask. Why continue to attend every game with robotic regularity? Well, nights such as Monday evening tell you why. Arsenal’s record goalscorer and favourite ever son returning home to score the winning goal from the bench. Every game is still capable of surprising you and giving you those moments that elevate you from the humdrum of day to day existence. A 3rd Round, Monday night Cup tie at home to lower league opposition shouldn’t have any right to provide such an epoch making moment. But it can.

Thierry Henry scores v LeedsIt defies script writing or soap opera, or voguish intonations towards ‘destiny’ or any other such claptrap because it’s all so possible. It’s what keeps us coming back. I was vocal in my doubts towards the re-signing of Henry and don’t get me wrong, it might all just have been a flash in the pan. He could yet score six own goals and set the training ground on fire before jetting back to New York in February, but that one stroke of his boot has already given us something that will live long in the memory.

Doubting the move to re-sign him did not take away one iota of my appreciation of the moment. I absolutely refuse to join those cunts that put their estimation of their punditry abilities above the team. You know the misogs I’m talking about. Those that slagged off Koscielny last season so refuse to acknowledge his excellent form. Those that wouldn’t so much as get to their feet if Squillaci scored a forty yard bicycle kick in the last minute of a North London derby, but would heckle themselves hoarse if he was spotted picking his nose. The game is supposed to be more fun than that and Monday night showed us it can be.

However, behind the romance and beauty of Thierry’s winner, it does beg a more serious question of our squad. Henry was seen as a superior option to Park Ju Young, whose backside stayed firmly planted to the bench. Chamakh’s approach play is actually very good. He screens the ball well and brings others into play. But he looks allergic to the penalty area. Without van Persie, Arsenal simply do not look like scoring. Henry’s introduction instantly showed us exactly what we don’t have elsewhere in the squad. That bit of movement that foxes defenders and ekes you out half a yard of space and the composure to finish.

We just cannot rely on van Persie or Henry to conjure a piece of magic in every single game. We face Swansea on Sunday and it’s going to be an almighty test. The likelihood is that we will trail Spurs by twelve points come kickoff. Swansea have an excellent goalkeeper and a good defensive record. We only seem to have two players that can finish their dinner. The Swans also channel their attacks through a couple of enterprising, attacking wingers in Dyer and Sinclair. We don’t have any fullbacks. We’ll need to be clinical and that responsibility comes down to more than two men (one of whom is unlikely to be able to manage 90 minutes).

Elsewhere, Arsenal have signed Francis Coquelin on an extended contract and I consider that very good news. I must confess I’d almost forgotten all about him following his loan spell at Lorient. But I’ve been incredibly impressed by what I have seen this season. But it was interesting to note that the extension is reportedly for three years. Given modern contract law, that essentially means his terms are up for review again at the end of next season. This represents something of a departure from the usual “long term contract” we have seen in the past with Arsenal’s up and comers.

Whether that’s down to Coquelin reserving the right to reassess how many first team chances he gets, or whether it’s a shift in the club’s policy is open to conjecture. It could be that, having seen the likes of Denilson and Bendtner paid on the basis of potential never fully realised, or with Abou Diaby spending the vast majority of his £60k a week long term deal in the treatment room, a rethink has been ordered. Maybe the club are waiting to see how Coquelin flowers before committing him to a contract more commensurate with that of a first team regular remains to be seen. Something to park and ponder though, nonetheless.

O.K. I think that’s probably enough wistful reverie and hard nosed contract law for one week. Be sure to return, same time, same place next week. LD.

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January 12, 2012 posted by arseblog

Double helping of Spanish

The challenge today is to see if I can go through a whole blog without mentioning Thierry Henry.

Oh, balls. Well, mentioning him again. I know we football fans live very much in the moment, and the moment is kinda all his, but I reckon I’ve had my fill of articles about how great he is in training. We know. He’s great in training, great off the pitch for the kids, great at the supermarket, great at passing the sugar after lunch.

We are a team though, more than one man as that one man I’m not trying not to mention but by doing so am mentioning more than I would have liked is keen to get across himself, so for today no further mentions of him, his goal, his training habits or anything else. So let’s focus on some other players.

We might have lost a favourite Spaniard this summer but football is just like the mythical Hydra, cut off one Spaniard and two grow back it his place. Firstly, a youngster let go by Barcelona some years ago, Ignasi Miquel, the man with unpronounceable name. Which is odd because it’s pretty damn easy. It’s not like he’s called Az465bzb&&qz Mfffffffffnnnnrup’do’94qw3***. If he was I would understand people getting his name wrong.

Anyway, he was surplus to Barcelona’s youth requirements so he went to play for another team in the area, UE Cornella. I used to work in Cornella. I’d love to tell you stories of what fabulous japes I had there, but I can’t. It’s a pretty dull place and when you’re working in an open plan office, in a sort of call-centre environment, it’s not exactly a laugh a minute. Anyway, I digress. It was from there that he was spotted by Arsenal and brought to the club a couple years ago.

Primarily a centre-half, his left-footedness has seen him fill for Santos and Gibbs in recent times, and he’s happy to do so, saying:

In the last two or three years I have been playing at centre back so it’s quite hard for me to get back to left back. But to be fair I used to play there and you more or less try to remember what you can from when you were younger.

Once you get there training and playing a couple of games, it is just another position. I think it’s a position I’m going to learn much more in so I just have to try and keep focused anytime I play.

Regular readers will know I try not to raise expectations over young players. Lessons have been learned, let me tell you, but I like what I’ve seen so far from Mfffffffffnnnnrup’do’94qw3***. He looks calm, assured and nearly always does the simple thing when that’s the right thing to do. An example – at times we’ve had left backs guilty of overplaying, which has been costly. I know we like to keep possession and it’s a huge part of how we play, but when unsure he’ll always do the sensible thing and that’s get it as far away as possible.

It might be a bit industrial, it might not dovetail with Arsene’s aesthetics, and while I’ve seen the opposition score having robbed our left back as he tries to find a pass in a tight area around the box, I’ve yet to see them score with a throw from their own half. He’s got plenty to learn still, and his left-footedness may be a hindrance to him when it comes to playing centre-half (as long as Vermaelen is still around/fit), but it’s so far so good for the young Spaniard.

Our second Spaniard is Mikel Arteta, of coure. Someone posted this picture of him on yesterday’s arses – heh, time (and good dentistry) has been kind to him. He’s another ex-Barcelona boy and he says his time in Scottish football, playing for Rangers, helped him adapt better to English football. I think at the time he was there the Scottish game was in a better state than it is now. Well, the top 2 had better players, but it’d have been sink or swim there for him. Learn to live with the physicality or go somewhere else.

Which is the only way to do it. You still hear people talking about how the Neville sisters kicked Jose Antonio Reyes out of English football, and while they were certainly cynical and fouly that day, it was only one game. If a player allows that to affect his career so badly then it speaks more to the player than the kickers. Obviously there was more to the Reyes situation than that, a lot more, but clearly some players are better able to live with different styles of football and Arteta, thankfully, is one of them.

In other news, Tony Adams says Per Mertesacker ‘interests’ him. I know he’s talking about him as a player but I find that phrase a little more evocative. Almost as if Tony would like to take him back to a lab, take him apart then try and put him back together again only to find he’s got bits left over that he can’t find a place for. Maybe that’s just me.

Gervinho talks about Robin van Persie and his departure for the African Cup of Nations, while the very bottom of this Arshavin article on his website says he underwent ‘a surgery’ after the QPR game. Maybe it was lost in translation a bit, maybe he had an ingrown toenail taken care of, still curious though.

Update: Turns out it was for a ‘chipped tooth’ (thanks Rich). I suspect it happened when he got straight-armed in the face that day (remember the incident when the ref gave nothing instead of a red card? Yeah, that one).

Right, that’s yer lot. There’ll be another blog post a bit later on today with details of how you can buy the reprint of So Paddy Got Up, news throughout the day on Arseblog News, and I’m back here tomorrow with an Arsecast.

Update II – the sequel: Due to a small issue with Paypal which requires me to furnish them with about 14 billion documents, a sample of my DNA and one of my actual retinas, I have to delay the sale of the book. Hopefully it won’t take too long but it’s likely to be a day or two.

Sorry about this.

Till then.