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February 6, 2011 posted by arseblog

Newcastle 4-4 Arsenal: That was utterly mental

Even now, well after the fact, it’s difficult to try and make sense of what we saw yesterday. Never before in Premier League history has any team let a 4-0 lead slip. I don’t think too many Arsenal fans are that surprised that it was us. I’m going to try and do this in sections to make it easier for me think about it as I write, so:

First half

What can you say? We were brilliant. Theo Walcott opened the scoring with barely a minute on the clock. He raced onto Arshavin’s through ball and finished calmly into the bottom corner. There was a part of me, I have to admit, that hoped Coloccini would foul him and get a red card but maybe that’s just me.

A couple of minutes later Johan Djourou got his first ever Arsenal goal, a looping header into the top corner from Arshavin’s free kick. Theo then set up Robin for the third and it was Robin again when he thumped home a header from Sagna’s cross.

At that point I think everyone assumed it would be game over. We were thinking in stats. That brought van Persie’s goal tally to 10 in 11 games, two more assists for Arshavin, a goal and an assist for Theo etc. That said, there were some warning signs, as good as we were in that first half Laurent Koscielny was forced to make a couple of well timed interventions in our penalty area. He read them well and we dealt with the danger well enough.

Still, it was a clinical and ruthless performance. We made chances and we took them. And then:

Second half

It couldn’t have started in worse fashion. Just two minutes in Djourou limped off with a knee problem. He was replaced by Squillaci. Just a couple of minutes after that came the sending off.

Now, I have some sympathy with Diaby. When you see the tackle in slow motion it’s one of those ‘reducers’ which has the clock of legitimacy to protect it. Yes, Barton got the ball but in doing so he left the ground, was not in control and it was reckless. Look at the way Diaby’s leg bends. For me that’s a yellow card, at least.

Diaby sent off

Diaby's reaction understandable but foolish

Diaby’s career has been blighted by injury caused by bad tackles so I can fully understand why he reacted. However, he’s a professional footballer and he’s playing against Joey Barton. A good footballer but a snide, dirty, wind-up merchant who got exactly what he wanted. He wanted the reaction, you can see by the snivelling way he allowed himself to be ‘bullied’ by Diaby afterwards that he was just waiting for the shove so that he could throw himself to the ground knowing the ref would have to show a red card.

And he did. We can’t have any complaints whatsoever about the card. Diaby was foolish. Whatever justification he felt in having a go at Barton should have been overpowered by his duty to the team. I know it’s difficult when you lose your temper but unless you’re actually going to deck the bloke then there’s just no point. So while I do have some sympathy his dismissal was hugely costly yesterday – and he now sits out the next three games due to suspension.

At that point I don’t think we really re-organised ourselves properly. Injuries to Song and Denilson meant we didn’t really have another central midfielder to bring on at the expense of one of the attacking players and as the game went on Newcastle increased the pressure. I thought we were doing ok until the first penalty. For me it was generous but you see those given all the time. Barton scored 4-1.

A cross from the left saw Clichy and Best compete. Neither won the header but it fell kindly for Best who made it 4-2. Then the second penalty, 4-3 and Tiote’s wonderstrike made it 4-4. Inside 20 minutes Arsenal had gone from leading 4-0 to drawing 4-4. Lost in the pain of that was a van Persie goal disallowed for offside which would have made it 5-4. Again I thought it was a generous decision for the home team.

I can’t find any way of explaining the fact we conceded four goals. I’ll come to the referee now in a minute but on the face of it it’s pretty shocking. We obviously weren’t helped by losing Djourou. I’ve expressed concerns before at the Squiscielny axis and I don’t think that concerns are unfounded. Squillaci is really struggling at the moment. Of course it’s easy to sit here and say ‘Should have bought a centre-half’ but that won’t do anybody any good. And there’s nothing we can do about it now anyway.

The injury to Djourou is worrying, it’s his knee and we know he’s had problems in the past. The timing of it typical as well, just after the transfer window shuts. Let’s face it, Arsene is to gambling what Eddie the Eagle was to ski jumping. If I saw him in a casino I’d sneak up, see what he was doing and bet the opposite way to him. There’s nothing we can do now but hope Squillaci can find some form and that Vermaelen can make it back sooner rather than later.

That’s not to put all the blame on Squillaci by any means. As a team we were unbalanced and just didn’t defend well enough. Throwing on Eboue to try and shore up a lead in those circumstances was a poor move. When you need fight he’s hardly the man, and having lost Djourou and Diaby, whose height was important, I think he should probably have put on Bendtner or Chamakh and asked them to sit and do a job. Not the job they’re used to but hardly one that should trouble a professional player for 10 minutes.

It was a pretty shameful capitulation, right up there with the worst under Arsene. Sp*rs at home this season, the Sp*rs 4-4, Wigan away last season, whatever it is about this team we have an unrivaled ability to self-destruct and he’s got to do something about it.

Phil Dowd

He had a shocker, in my opinion. I think Arsenal were being told, via his decisions, that referees will stand up for each other. Impugn one, you impugn us all, and I suspect that was a factor in some of his decision making. For example, look at this Barton tackle on Arshavin in the first half. That’s at least a yellow card yet he played on. I can’t understand that at all. Straight through the back of the player and we didn’t even get a free kick.

Phil Dowd talks to Cesc

"By the way, Lee Mason says "Hi!!" ..."

The first penalty was generous but they’re the kind you get at home when you’re 4-0 down. The second penalty, however, is still baffling. I’ve watched it over and over again and I can’t see a penalty. If that’s worthy of a penalty kick then you would have 28 penalties a game. It’s a scandalous decision and I think Dowd got that badly wrong, caught up in the fervour of the Newcastle comeback.

If there was free kick to be given in the second half, he gave it. The one that led to Newcastle’s fourth was typical. Barton played for it, Dowd reacted to the screams from the crowd and we know what happened when Arsenal headed clear. But if that’s a free kick how on earth can he not give the one on Arshavin? Or the time when van Persie was flattened just outside their area and he waved play on.

Also, if he’s going to send off Diaby, rightly so, for grabbing Barton around the neck, why doesn’t the same thing apply to Kevin Nolan who did almost the same thing to Wojscez. After the the first penalty our keeper kept hold of the ball, it was our kick-off after all, Nolan grabbed him a headlock and threw him to the ground. The only difference between that and Diaby is that Diaby retaliated. That Wojscez was booked made it all the more farcical.

However, Dowd wasn’t a problem in the first half when we played Newcastle off the park and went 4-0 up. He certainly played a part – and that second penalty would make you question him in a very serious way – but ultimately we were the masters of our own downfall.

Overall

It’s still hard to make sense of it, even after 1400 words. The manager spoke afterwards saying he feared psychological damage and I can understand that. In recent seasons we haven’t reacted well to setbacks like this one. We get too introspective and our confidence evaporates.

So how we react to this is absolutely crucial. What I would say to them, if I were the manager, is that that yesterday was a freak (I know, despite the similar incidents in recent seasons). It’s never happened before and is unlikely to ever happen again. We’ve made ourselves a horrible page in the record books but we just cannot dwell on it. If we let yesterday get in on us then I think we’ll be in serious trouble.

If they feel injustice from yesterday, regardless of how much of it was our own fault, then that needs to be exploited and channeled into something positive. Yes, it was awful and embarrassing and frankly ridiculous, but we cannot allow it to define us right now. We remain unbeaten since Dec 13th in the league, we’ve won 7 of our last 8 games, and by some miracle of football we actually find ourselves a point closer to United after they lost to Wolves.

I can understand people who are frustrated that we didn’t win yesterday in the light of the United result but ‘if onlys’ don’t mean a thing. We can only deal with what happened and I’m mightily relieved and grateful of the point which moves us closer to them. Yes, it should have been closer but it’s not. It could have been a lot worse, we could be seven behind them now, but we’re not and for me that’s something to happy about.

I’m not trying to make any excuses for what happened yesterday, by the way. I was as emotional as the rest of you as it was happening and after the final whistle but when it comes right down to it, and as bizarre as it seems, we’re somehow better off for everything that happened. Plus United’s defeat means the 49 game record remains intact.

I’ll go back to what I said though: how we react is key. We have to make something positive come from this. Shame and anger are great motivators – and I’m sure the players are feeling both right now. The players go away now for the midweek Interlull. Perhaps the time away won’t be the worst thing in the world (provided we don’t pick up any more injuries). They can come back and get set for Wolves next weekend and do the only thing they can to put things right: win that game and take three points.

Right then, I think that’s more than enough. No doubt you’ve got plenty to say, see you on the arses so.

Oh, and Alan Pardew is a cunt.

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February 5, 2011 posted by arseblog

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February 5, 2011 posted by arseblog

Newcastle preview + Saturday round-up

Good morning. We’re still here. I thought the roof was going to blow off the house last night. Crazy weather.

Hopefully it’s not as stormy in the north-east of England. Arsenal play Newcastle today and obviously we’ll be looking to continue our recent run of good form. We’ve won seven in a row since the Ipswich defeat and our last loss in the league was to Manchester United back on December 13th.

In terms of today’s team I think the only changes from Tuesday will be Diaby in for Song and Arshavin in place of Rosicky. Squillaci returns but I think the Djourscielny partnership will continue and with United playing in this evening’s late kick off there’s a chance to just put a little bit of pressure on them.

We owe Newcastle too. They came to the Grove and won 1-0 with an Andy Carroll header. His sale makes no difference to today’s game. His injury means he wouldn’t have played anyway but the loss of Shola Ameobi means they’ll lack something of a physical presence up front. Back in October our Carling Cup team went to St James’s Park and won 4-0. It was a weaker Newcastle side too but we shouldn’t have any doubts that we can go there and win.

The great thing about being in a decent run of form is that there’s not much to say about the matches. Just keep doing what we’ve been doing, hope the ref doesn’t give them a crazy offside goal, hope Alan Pardew has no objection to the way Cesc Fabregas wears his hair, and once we remain fully focused on the things we do well then I think this is a game from which we can take three points. Robin van Persie says:

It is vital to just keep looking at yourself. We all know United’s schedule, we know Chelsea’s schedule, but the main thing is to just look at our own. We have got a tough opponent now at Newcastle away, and so we only need to look at that.

I suppose as well there’s the added spice of Alan Pardew. If you can call him a spice. He’s more like a collection of dust from the corner of a room, mixed with some gravel, rather than a Saffron-esque addition, but his face annoys me and he’s got some previous with Arsene due to his goady dancing. Perhaps Arsene doesn’t bear a grudge but I am a petty man in all things football and the only dancing I want to see today is us on his metaphorical football grave.

In other news Wojscez©® talks to the Guardian, not so much about the chance he’s got at the club right now, but stuff in general. Like how his Dad punched Roberto Mancini in the face, the insanity of the former Celtic goalkeeper and his fetching pink goalkeeping outfit:

It’s embarrassing. I mean, you just wouldn’t see David Seaman or Jens Lehmann wearing a pink shirt, would you? I think Lehmann would have burned it.

He probably would have but then he had experience on his side. I don’t suppose it’s the done thing for a new keeper to come in and start burning shirts like a common Liverpool fan. And speaking of Lehmann he reckons the big Pole has got what it takes. Could you imagine a world in which Lehmann and Wojscez©® were your goalkeepers? It’d be just awesome. Each one trying to out-mental the other when they played.

“Pissing behind the goal? Pfff, that’s nothing. I just did a poo in Drogba’s hair.”

As I said yesterday the Arsenal fans have a lot of faith in the young man and along the way some understanding and patience is going to be required. In the the meantime his emergence and progress is most enjoyable. And I suspect, if he keeps things going, he’ll be able to dictate the terms of his shirt next season. No more pink. And instead of the sponsor’s logo it’ll be a silhouetted image of him punching whichever striker we’re playing that week with Batman style ‘KAPOW’s and ‘BLAM’s. Yes!

I love this story about Nicklas Bendtner. A French psychologist, in an interview with a Swedish magazine, spoke about tests he’d done with some Arsenal players:

One of the categories is called ‘self perceived competence,’ i.e. how good the player himself thinks he is. On a scale up to 9, Bendtner got 10!

Heh. Whatever you think about the big Dane that is funny. Imagine a self-confience off between him and Wojscez©®. Epic.

I know David Moyes has been speaking again but I have no more to say about that whole thing. Plus how seriously can you take somebody who says they don’t want to talk about something but then go on and talk about it while changing their story from a few nights ago. And even by saying I don’t want to talk about it I’m kinda talking about it which means I’m heading down Moyes Boulevard and nobody wants that.

Finally for today, this was most amusing from the captain on the journey to Newcastle. Let’s hope Tomas’s dreams come true today.

There’ll be live blog coverage of the game later on, and some new features have been added to the live blog itself. Check back later on for a post with details of how to access and how you can join in.

Till later.

Arseblog, the arsenal blog
February 4, 2011 posted by arseblog

David’s Noyes, Wojscez’s chance + Arsecast 187

Good morning to you from a very windy Dublin. The poor old basset had the shite blown out of him first thing this morning. Literally. Yes, literally.

Arsene’s press conference took place yesterday so there’s plenty to get through. Of course much of it revolved around Cesc and the ongoing media furore over the tunnel comments. Shouting things out loud really is a scourge on the game of football and the assembled press pack wanted Arsene’s view on it. So he gave it to them. Firstly he said:

There is nothing to clarify. If Cesc is guilty, he would have been charged. But he has not been charged by the FA, there is no action against him so I don’t see why we should spend any more time to defend somebody who is not guilty. For me the incident is closed.

A fair point, well made, you have to say. Then he stuck the knife in to David Moyes a bit, saying:

I believe that it is wrong for Moyes to come out on what he pretends to have heard in the tunnel. If I come out with what I have heard in the tunnel is the last 10 years, you would be amazed.

To me that’s interesting. The bit about Moyes pretending to have heard what Cesc said is quite the barb. We know that Phil Brown went on TV to mouth about Cesc having not seen anything himself, he’d been told by his cohorts. So Wenger’s words make Moyes about to be a telltale and a gossip and in Phil Brown’s gang. Horrible. As well as that he rightly brings up the old ‘What happens in the tunnel stays in the tunnel’ thing.

If we had TunnelCam©® I suspect there’d be a non-stop barrage of YouTube clips featuring players and staff shouting, pushing, shoving, swearing, casting aspersions of all kinds, punching, scratching, hair-pulling, bitching, shrieking (in the case of Robbie Savage), scrapping, headlocks, wedgies, chinese burns, nipple pinchies and anything else you can think of. Which is exactly why we don’t have TunnelCam©® and why there’s a convention within the game that you just don’t talk about what happens in there.

Ok, from time to time stories leak but for the most part we don’t get to hear what goes on. Which is a shame in one way because it’d be fantastic entertainment but right enough in another. Moyes has made himself look quite the fool, in my opinion. A manager who had benefitted from a goal like that really ought to focus on the failings of his own team instead of trying to apportion blame to someone who hurt his team with his football, not his half-time comments.

Will the media change tack and condemn Moyes? Will they publish articles about his Roll of Dishonour? I don’t think so. Anyway, it’s water under the bridge now. We can move on, thank David Moyes for the 6 points this season and concentrate on the important games ahead while he tries to get the best out of Jermaine Beckford.

In team news the manager confirmed Lukasz Fabianski’s season was over due to his shoulder surgery. It means Wojscez©® has a big, big chance to establish himself as number 1 at the club. Sometimes a footballer’s career can hinge on a piece of good fortune (Ashley Cole benefitting from Sylvinho’s passport being made from old toilet rolls and sticky-back plastic, for example), and it’s quite the turnaround when you consider where he was just a few months ago.

From not knowing if he was going to sign a new deal and there being talk of him leaving (both permanently and on loan) to this. Firstly Almunia’s injury opened the door for Fabianski, allowing Wojscez©® to move up to number 2, and now Fabianski’s injury means he’s the incumbent and if he continues to perform well will hang onto the number 1 position. I suppose it’s a measure of how highly regarded he is that none of us are panicking in the slightest about a relatively inexperienced keeper being given his chance.

We’re in a cup final, about to face Barcelona in the Champions League, and heading into the final stretch of a league season which will hopefully see us continue to fight for the title. We’re doing so with a young goalkeeper who has just made it into double figures in terms of first team appearances. Under normal circumstances this would be a bit scary but we’ve spoken before about players having IT and he’s one of them. He’s confident, doesn’t seem to feel the pressure and has performed well.

Now, like any young keeper I’m sure he’s going to make the odd mistake. The test will be how he copes with that but I suspect the confidence won’t take too much of a battering. I also hope there’s an understanding amongst fans that he’s currently going through a very steep learning curve and the usual reactionary nonsense doesn’t occur if and when that happens. As I said though, it speaks volumes to his potential and ability that we’re not worried about the goalkeeping position once he’s between the sticks.

Laurent Koscielny has been rewarded for his fine form by being called up to the France squad for next week’s international. Fair play to him, from a confidence point of view this can only do him good and it’s a reward for the way he’s settled in to English football. He’s still got plenty to learn but it looks as if he’s the kind of player who is happy to do that.

Nigel Winterburn talks to A Girl who loves the Gunners.

Right, that’s about that so on to this week’s Arsecast. Joining me on the show to discuss Cesc, Everton, Wojscez©® and more is Julian H from Gingers4Limpar. As well as that Internet Joe rounds up the week, Arshavin doesn’t find Arsene Wenger funny, plus there’s scientific analysis of the Cesc/Media storm plus an old friend sticks his head back in.

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A Newcastle preview, and more, tomorrow.