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January 31, 2011 posted by arseblog

Arsenal 2-1 Huddersfield: Shameful defeat to … oh …

You know, I speak about consistency a lot on the blog, and if there’s one thing this Arsenal team are consistent at it’s making life more difficult for themselves than it should be.

Cesc celebrates his goal against Huddersfield

Yesterday was the same. Partly by accident, partly by design, but everything was going great until the half hour mark. We were 1-0 up through Nicklas Bendtner’s deflected shot and then it was like somebody flicked a switch. Samir Nasri pulled his hamstring chasing a long ball and after that Arsenal went to pieces. The news regarding Nasri is not great, more on that later, but watching him come off the pitch with Eboue hanging out of him is a fairly sad sight.

He was replaced by Tomas Rosicky but Huddersfield were encouraged. A cross from our right hand side found their man free as a bird in the box, Kieran Gibbs was nowhere near him, but he planted his header wide when he should have scored. Then the carefully named Jack Hunt took it upon himself to run through the Arsenal midfield and defence. Some of the tackling, or attempted tackling, was pathetic. Denilson hung a leg out in midfield, as is his wont, and all the Huddersfield player had to do was push the ball past an Arsenal man and run onto it.

With no disrespect to the chap it was hardly a mazy Maradona-esque dribble. Having scorched through the midfield he arrived at the centre of our defence where the tackling was equally suspect. He knocked it past Squiscielny and when Squillaci stepped into his path referee Mark Clattenburg showed a red card. Yes, it was a long way out and he might not have been the last man but I don’t have any complaints about the sending off. It was deserved and the defending was poor from a player of his experience.

Having hung on until half-time, replacing the ineffective Chamakh with Song, we didn’t start the second half well at all. We found it very difficult to keep the ball, Huddersfield were having a lot of joy in the wide areas, particularly down our left hand side, and were dangerous time and time again. They really had a go, with a number of efforts going just wide, while Manuel Almunia was forced to make a quite outstanding save to keep us ahead.

When another cross from our left was put out for a corner Huddersfield equalised. The Arsenal defending wasn’t great but the header was emphatic and it was no less than they deserved really. Almost straight away the manager played his final card, bringing on Cesc for Abou Diaby. It made a difference. Huddersfield sat back a bit after the goal, perhaps thinking they’d like a replay. It was a bit surprising really, I thought they might have really gone for it, but it was natural enough I suppose.

Arsenal came into the game more. Cesc played in Bendtner over the top but the Huddersfield defender showed how it should be done with a fantastic tackle. Arshavin made a chance for the big Dane but he took a touch instead of finishing first time and the chance was blocked. And then the goal came. Typically Cesc was involved, blocking a clearance near the edge of their box before playing in a ball to Bendnter who was fouled about 8 yards out. Penalty and a red card! No, penalty and yellow card.

It’s amazing that Squillaci can get a red for a foul 35 yards from goal yet one inside the box only merits a yellow. Goodplaya has a few other examples of how the closer to goal the foul happens the less likely a red card. What’s the difference between the foul on Bendtner and the one by Caldwell on Cesc last weekend? One’s a red, one’s a yellow. The inconsistency is amazing.

Anyway, the captain stepped up, shimmied, shimmied again and then made it 2-1. A Cesc penalty in the last round saved our bacon and got us a replay. This time the penalty won us the game and saved us from another difficult away trip we didn’t need, given our schedule. There was still time for Huddersfield to threaten with a dangerous free kick but we saw it out and went through. Not exactly a fantastic performance by any means but job done. Afterwards Arsene said:

It was tough, tough, tough, because it had all the ingredients of a typical cup game. We played a little bit below par and Huddersfield is a good team, they have shown that today. We play so many games at the moment that sometimes we are not as sharp as we would want to be. That is what happened today.

Before looking at Arsenal, credit to Huddersfield. They played really well. They might have taken advantage of a poor Arsenal performance but we’ve played badly in the past and teams haven’t done that. They made lots of chances, probably should have scored more, and will probably feel a little disappointed at going out but as Arsenal fans well know when you don’t take those chances it can cost you.

The amount of changes we made certainly had an impact on the level of our performance. I’m not going to get the hatchet out, there’s too much of that, but I do have to mention one incident which for me makes me question some of our players. Late on Denilson went into the box, ready to cross it before pulling up with what looked like a similar hamstring injury to Nasri. That meant Arsenal were down to 9 men. Huddersfield came forward and the last thing you need to do then is give away a silly free kick, which is exactly what Eboue did in our right hand corner. Given their set-piece delivery and the fact a few headers hadn’t gone far wide it was utterly unintelligent football. That Denilson trotted back on as if nothing had happened made it all the more frustrating.

For me that’s why there’s an obvious and growing gap between the ‘first XI’ and those required to fill in. Look at Cesc when he came on. He’s got the drive and will to win that is missing in some of the others. Again I’ll point to the fact that expecting the fringe players to come in and play like the ones selected for the big games is unrealistic. In fact it might well be healthy to lower expectations regarding some of these players because nobody’s health is being done any good. If you’re looking for Denilson to do what Cesc does, or Eboue to even come close to doing what Sagna does, then you’re going to be disappointed every time.

However, while we can all sit here and say ‘X played badly’ or ‘Y is a cunt’, I have to admit there’s a level of contempt and almost hatred for some of our players that I find hard to stomach. Yesterday you could easily have read around and found a number of Arsenal fans berating the manager, players and a certain returning goalkeeper … all before the fucking game even started.

Poor performances frustrate me, of course, and I want to see better from certain players, but the attitude of some of our fans is just plain nasty. Maybe it’s just keyboard warriors who feel it’s acceptable to direct bile and hatred at the team they claim to support but it’s all a bit much at times. I can fully understand somebody venting post-game, we all do it to an extent, but before kick off? These people need to chill out a bit.

And then there’s the manager being a cunt for playing Nasri. But he’s a cunt if he doesn’t play him either so he can’t win there. The injury is a little more serious than the normal hamstring pull, it seems. I’m told 3-6 weeks could well be the time frame which certainly rules him out of the first Barcelona game and might even keep him out of the second. Fingers crossed it’s not that bad but it’s certainly a big blow to lose such an important player at this time of the season.

I suspect it’ll mean a recall for Andrei Arshavin who was much more involved yesterday. Ok, not much came off but there’s no doubt there was more effort and energy from the Russian. That he was the one who got back to make a last ditch sliding tackle in the box tells you that he’s turned some kind of a corner and hopefully he can start producing up the other end of the pitch again.

There’s no time to do anything now but get focused on the Everton game tomorrow night. Many changes again but ones we can be more confident of a performance from. The draw for the 5th round of the cup sees us away to Leyton Orient.

Remember, goals and more on the video page.

In other news it is transfer deadline day. The Mirror reports we’re trying to ‘rush through’ a deal for Oxtail-Chamberpot but beyond that I don’t expect any Arsenal signings at all.

Squillaci’s red card is a one game ban, not three as widely reported, and while you and I might very well believe a new defender is crucial to any chances of silverware this season it seems fairly apparent that the manager does not. Squillaci is struggling, that’s for sure, but that doesn’t seem to be enough to prompt Arsene to bring in somebody else. Unless the loan deal of all loan deals crops up today – where we get a brilliant player and are paid handsomely in gold and kisses by the other team – then there’s no chance of a defensive signing.

I refuse to even get involved in the deadline day silliness. It is, ultimately, a load of rumour-mongering, gossipy bollocks in which I want no part. I’ve got enough to worry about without stressing about why we’re not doing something I know we’re not going to do. It’s all a bit pointless. If we get a nice surprise then fine but other than that transfer deadline day is as horrific as that moment in Star Wars when Luke finds out Phil Collins is his real dad.

Till tomorrow.

Arsenal live blog
January 30, 2011 posted by arseblog

Arsenal v Huddersfield – live blog!

Join me for live blogging of Arsenal v Huddersfield in the FA Cup. Just open the window and read – updates will post automatically so there’s no need to refresh the page.

Kick off is 12 noon – team news will be posted as soon as we have it. Feel free to chat during the game in the arses on this post (after the game the comments will close, revert to the earlier post for discussion).

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Arseblog, the arsenal blog
January 30, 2011 posted by arseblog

Huddersfield preview – changes afoot

Ok, FA Cup 4th round day and it’s Huddersfield at home.

I’ll admit I don’t know a great deal about the visitors but they’re riding high in League One and … erm … that’s really about it. That is the beauty of the cup though, you get to learn things about clubs you normally wouldn’t. Well, that and winning the cup is the beauty of the cup.

From an Arsenal point of view I expect changes galore. If I had to guess it’d be something like this:

Almunia – Eboue – Squillaci – Koscielny – Gibbs – Denilson – Diaby – Rosicky – Arshavin – Bendtner – Chamakh

I don’t think there’s any question of underestimating the opposition but a home game on Tuesday night against Everton has to be borne in mind. It’s a good chance to bring in players who have been out for a while and need to get some games under their belt and it may be another opportunity for others to play themselves back into form.

Nicklas Bendtner, for example, scored a brilliant goal on Tuesday night against Ipswich to show why the manager has continued with him. Yes, at times he looks clumsy and downtempo but he’s capable of goals from a range of areas which is a bonus. The manager reckons people have been a bit harsh on him, saying:

I kept faith in him because I feel he is top quality. He is in the situation of players who are patient and have talent and want to play. People want you to deliver something special and at Arsenal they are used to seeing someone deliver something special upfront. He can deliver that. For example the goal he scored the other night was top class.

Bendtner himself reckons some top tips from Thierry Henry helped and he’s pledged himself to the club. I suppose he hasn’t helped himself at times with his ‘outbursts’ during which he declares himself the greatest player in the entire universe and then plays like Carlton Palmer’s window licking clone. I like him despite the fact he is frustrating, and hopefully he can start scoring with a bit more regularity.

For guys like Rosicky, Diaby, Almunia, who for various reasons have found themselves on the fringes, it’s a chance to show they’ve still got something to contribute. There is always the danger that when you make a lot of changes the team will struggle to click but hopefully they’ll click well enough to see off today’s opponents. As I said, any underestimating of them will cause problems, they’ve got nothing at all to lose and cup football is capable of shocks. Just cast your mind back a couple of weeks to Natalie Portman Road.

Despite there not much in the way of playing history between the two sides in recent years there is a connection that goes back to the time of the great Herbert Chapman. The Mail has a piece on Chapman and some interesting quotes from him. I like this:

There is one golden rule: it is never safe to be satisfied. No matter how good the team may be, there should always be an attempt to improve it. It is sometimes suggested that a winning team are got together by luck. This has not been my experience. One has to watch a team like a thermometer.

And his thoughts on player recruitment remind me of Arsene Wenger:

The longer I have been on the managerial side, the more I am convinced that all-round intelligence is one of the highest qualifications. Brains today are more important than ever.

For me that’s been a common theme in our policy. Ok, there have been a couple of times when the manager thought raw talent and ability might be enough to overcome a lack of intelligence or maturity but in general we’ve developed and bought players with an above average wit. Anyway, go have a read, the rest is interesting stuff too.

Not a lot else happening. It’s an early kick-off today, 12 noon, so I’d best leave it there. If you want to join me for the live blog check back closer to kick off for details of that.

Until then.

Arseblog, the arsenal blog
January 29, 2011 posted by arseblog

Saturday round-up

I awoke this morning with a very familiar feeling. Not dread. Not paralysis down my left hand side. Not the need to occasionally throw my hands up in the air. No. It was:

boilk

Not only was I led astray by Tom but also by the Mugsmasher and a man who forgot his medallion. There I was trying to have a small glass of beer to ease myself back into things but they were relentless. ‘Here’s another one’, they would say as I managed to finish off the one that came before. And then there was the rum. I curse them all this morning for their wicked ways. Only bacon can save me now.

In the world of Arsenal the boss is still pretending he might sign a centre-half, suggesting a loan deal would be the way to go:

If we can get a defender on loan until the end of the season, it is an ideal solution for us. It would not get us into a position where we have to pay five defenders for four years and it would cover the season. If we find that opportunity we will do it. We believe in the quality of the defenders we have, but we are a bit short in numbers.

All a bit weird really. Is it mandatory to give someone a four year deal? And really, who is available on loan that’s any good?

“Hello [club], I would like a lend of your [best defender]“

“Hello Arsene, cock off. You can have this bloke instead. He’s a bit rusty, having been left out in the rain for months but if you oil him up and ignore any creaking noises it’d probably work for a bit yet”.

*Later*

“I am delighted to welcome Taribo West to the club on a long-term contract for an undisclosed fee. He has a wealth of experience and can bring that added Sylvesterness that the squad has been so badly missing …”

The pressure is eased somewhat with the return of Squillaci and I think people’s fears would be eased if he could throw in a few top notch performances. Not that he’s been terrible or anything but the Djourscienly axis works well, and we need Squiscielny and Djourllaci to be as solid as and when we need to roll that out. There’s a little over 48 hours until the transfer window closes and I still wouldn’t put a penny on someone being signed. I’m happy to be surprised however.

At his press conference yesterday Arsene Wenger revealed that Wojscez©® is the number 1 – “at the moment” – which is something I think we all knew anyway. He was asked about Manuel Almunia, who may be back in the side tomorrow, and spoke about his injury and time out of the team. As I said yesterday he might have been expecting to move on this transfer window but things change quickly in football. When it was put to the manager that Almunia might not enjoy being on the bench or not in the team at all, and would like to move, Arsene basically said “He’s got a contract and that’s that”. Which it very much is.

It also seems Arsene is the only man alive not worried about Andrei Arshavin. Arshavin’s worried, the fans are worried, his fellow Time Bandits are worried, but not Arsene. He says:

If you look at the best passers in the Premier League, he’s still up there. Even the other night he has given two assists against Ipswich – one to Fabregas and the corner.

The stat about who is top of the 3 yard pass to an opponent under no pressure at all does not seem to be available for some reason. Anyway, here’s hoping Tuesday was something of a turn-around for him.

Carlos Vela has joined West Brom on loan rather than Bolton. A story in The Mirror suggests Owen Coyle pulled out because Vela’s agent wanted a payment for sorting the deal out. In which case I heartily applaud Owen Coyle. What did an agent have to do with any of this anyway? Vela is already an Arsenal employee, once Arsenal and Bolton reach an agreement regarding wages that should be that. An agent trying to skim off the top is just taking the piss.

I suppose the other thing about the West Brom move is that Vela wouldn’t have to do anything other than commute for a bit every day. A move to Bolton would have meant temporary digs, or a hotel, this way he can stay in London, which may well be an important factor for him.

Henri Lansbury is ‘nasty’ says the Norwich manager. But nasty in a good way. I’m interested to see how his loan goes.

And that’s about that. It remains only to give you the winners of yesterday’s competition for Gunnerblog’s ‘Cesc we can’ t-shirt. The Random Number Generator has done its thing and the two lucky folk who answered that it is indeed legal to punch a bishop at a fancy dress party (it is also legal to give a mega-wedgie to anyone dressed as Chewbacca) are Christopher Sorenson and Swati Rishi. Congrats to you both, I’ll be in touch to get your details.

And if you fancy one of the shirts you can buy can them right here. They’re good for what ails ya.

And speaking of being ailed, or whatever, it’s time for breakfast, more coffee and some lying down a whimpering a bit. Back tomorrow with a good look at the Huddersfield game.