Right, we’re not top of the league anymore. I don’t like that. Man United are. I like that even less. Two more goals from Ronaldo saw them beat Bolton 2-0 while Cunts v Cunts ended up 4-4 and Cuntley Cunt should have been sent off. Not just for being a cunt either. For a scummy tackle. Which is probably what he had when he lashed it into that minger that wasn’t his wife.
Anyway, it means this weekend is gonna be mega-huge. Seriously. We have to hope that Liverpool can do United, let’s face it – they owe them one now. It’s been a while. Then we have to try and take advantage of the fact that Chelsea’s defence appear to think they’re playing for Kevin Keegan’s Newcastle. It’s going to be tough. Tougher than the special offer LIDL sirloin steak with yesterday’s date on it. But I think we can do it. More reasoned and less stupid analysis to come in the next few days.
Inter say they never bought Alex Hleb an ice-cream. Well, they would say that, wouldn’t they? They’ll be moving some players out this summer and are probably trying to teach us a lesson for stealing Dennis Bergkamp from them all those years ago. No, please don’t take Hleb. That’ll teach us. Seriously though, whatever the truth of this story I would really like to see Hleb score a few goals between now and the season’s end.
Some bloke says “I’m not Diaby’s representative and I didn’t say anything about him moving to Italy”. If he’s not his representative why does anybody give a flying fuck what he didn’t say? I’m not Robin van Persie’s rep but I couldn’t get in the paper by not saying he’s thinking of going to play in Brazil in 2 years time. That would be just silly if I did.
Adebayor is enjoying playing families at Arsenal, or something. We should be playing fucking Manson family and visualising 11 Sharon Tates every time we go out on the pitch. Then maybe we’d win a game again. Hey, it’s motivational.
Gael Clichy says the three games against Liverpool will be a ‘great challenge’. It’s true. It is. What more do you want me to say? It’s very rare you end up playing the same team three times in 6 days in games that mean so much. Dastardly Mugsmashers too.
The Telegraph links us with St Etienne midfielder Loic Perrin as a possible replacement for Mathieu Flamini who is still to sign the ND offered to him. They quote P to the H to the W but I suspect that’s an old quote.
Arsenal TV is available to Virgin cable customers in the UK, not sure if it’s on NTL in Ireland. Haven’t checked. Can anyone confirm? Either way big props to Goonerholic for his campaigning.
Right, coffee, breakfast, then some Arsecasting. All going well tomorrow’s show should see (hear?) Amy Lawrence join me for a good old chat. Tune in tomorrow to find out if all went well.