Uuuuurgh. I think.
You know the way in the morning you can’t feel your fingers? I hate when that happens. People make you drink shots of Jaegermeister and once that happens there’s no going back. Honestly, I think there’s a film to be made. A Jaegermeister version of Trainspotting. Blurk.
Right then. News and stuff. Well Gael Clichy has been called up the French squad for the first time. Which is good for him. He deserves it. Sadly it means he has to hang around with that cunt Domenech but possibly it’ll make that Evra cunt cry, and I can live with that. Goodplaya, the big unhungover bastard, writes about Clichy here.
The squad for tomorrow’s game against Man City is unchanged because everyone else is injured. Tomas Rosicky is still out, Djourou is out and van Persie is being worked on by doctor Albert Fronkensteen to see if he can come back any time soon. Speaking of the City game, the Dublin supporters club is having a big meet up in Gibneys of Malahide if you fancy going along to that. Too far for me so if you want to join a few of us in the Woolshed on Parnell Street for a pint and the game you’re more than welcome. I’ll be carrying a copy of yesterday’s newspaper and I shall wear a carnation in my lapel. Or something.
Cesc says he’ll be disappointed if we don’t win the title. I know exactly how he feels. I might cry a little. Come on, Cesc, you don’t want to make me cry, do you? If ever a squad needed motivation this is it.
“We must win the league. Not for us. Not for the club. Not for Arsene. But so that big, pickled Dublin cunt doesn’t weep tears of his own piss.”
Two young lads went out on loan yesterday. Mark Randall went to Burnley while Kieran Gibbs went to Norwich. Good luck to both of them, hopefully the first team football will do them good.
Right then, Arsecast.
Right then, in this week’s Arsecast, sponsored by OleOle.com, I talk to Arseblog forumer Teo who’s in Ghana for the African Cup of Nations and we look at it from an Arsenal angle. As well as that The Man in the Bar has a player history, Eboue’s in there, there’s a brand new feature and the last 3 minutes feature me as drunk as a fucking Lord, finishing off the Arsecast when I came in last night from being out.
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Till tomorrow, boilkmeisters.