Oh, you know it’s summer now. There’s fuck all happening and what is happening is absolute tripe.
First you have Frank McLintock saying he wouldn’t be surprised to see Thierry Henry walk away from Arsenal this summer. Well, that’s what the headline says. When you read through the article itself it says nothing of the sort and in the end he hopes the captain will be back to his best next season.
Then Sky Sports News asked Emmanuel Adebayor if Arsene Wenger would be staying at Arsenal, to which he replied:
I don’t know yet, I think they are going to sort out all the problems. I hope the boss stays, he is the man for Arsenal, the key.
He then went on to hope that Thierry Henry would stay at Arsenal. I think you could probably have asked him about the tea lady and you’d have gotten exactly the same answer. Bottom line is Arsene Wenger has a contract until 2008, at least. He will not leave before the end of that, his disquiet over the David Dein affair is being completely overplayed by sections of the media operating under whatever agenda you might want to consider yourself and the whole thing is a load of bollocks, frankly.
The Spanish press are reporting that Arsenal will take part in the Amsterdam Tournament this August along with Atletico Madrid, Ajax and Milan.
I suppose I could say something about Cuntley Cunt crowing about how he celebrated his FA Cup winner’s medal but really, what’s the point? We all know he’s an avaricious, witless, cretinous little shitehawk already and there’s really nothing he can do to be any more hated than he is right now. Even if he ran into a bus full of terminally orphans on the way to Disneyland and sent them careering across the road into a truck full of puppies it wouldn’t make any difference. When the Hateometer is full it’s full.
Not much more to tell you, I’m afraid, you’ll just have to check back tomorrow to see what else I can make up.
