Saturday, April 20, 2024

Various things

Urgh, was at the birthday party for a very trendy bar last night. There was lots of booze but not enough food. Lots of booze + not enough food + forgetting to drink lots of water when I came home and instead drinking lots of beer = hangover. And, of course, *boilk*.

As the World Cup gets closer the little Arsenal news there is is drying up completely and it’s all mostly based around Germany 06. Mostly.

Thierry Henry scored for France last night as they beat Denmark 2-0. Henry’s goal makes him the second highest scorer in French history behind Jean-Pierre le Baguette. Sylvia Wiltord got France’s second.

Jens Lehmann says, rather oddly I have to say, that the English ‘adore’ the Germans and are jealous of their World Cup success. Not me. I’m jealous of their giant beers. England could face Germany in the second round. Jens apparently had an excellent game as the adorable Germans drew 2-2 with Japan.

Lots of our other players are involved in warm up matches but I can’t really be arsed to go looking for the details. It’s not really very interesting anyway. Freddie Ljungberg is fit though. Have you ever heard a Swedish person say Ljungberg properly like they do in Sweden. Hilarious, I tell you.

Arsene says he can’t wait for the new season to begin because he feels the unity created by last season will serve us well. He says:

This team has gone through thick and thin this year because we have been hammered for months, and we finish in a European Cup final. That has created a special bond that we want to build on from the first game.

Rumours from Italy suggest Inter Milan are interested in Sol Campbell but have backed out as the costs of shipping him out there are entirely prohibitive. The price per kilo is just too high.

Can someone tell me what exactly was the point Frank Stubbs Champions League report nearly two weeks after the final? It’s like your dog dying, you getting over it, and some cunt coming up to you and saying “Hey! Your dog is dead! Remember? YOUR. DOG. IS. DEAD. He’s never coming back. Dead as dead can be. In fact, he’s probably nearly completely rotted away now. Your dog that you loved so much since he was a little squidgy puppy is DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDD!”

Gormless. Oh, and just to make our lives easier Chelsea have signed Andriy Shevchenko for a squillion pounds. I don’t really think anyone cares what Chelsea and their Championship Manager owner do any more. The amount of money they spend is just ludicrous.

And that’s it. I may shuffle off and get some breakfast. Laters.

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