March 26th
So yesterday’s game was called off because of rain. What a load of bollocks. This isn’t cricket or tennis. If Portsmouth can’t fucking keep their pitch dry or covered up then they should lose the 3 points. This is not the dark ages. Absolute nonsense in 2006 for a Premiership game to be cancelled because of rain. Speaking frankly, Portsmouth should not only lose the 3 points but they should be automatically relegated for not having a ground capable of hosting Premiership football.
Anyway, the game will be rescheduled for some time when we least need it, no doubt, but in the meantime it gives the lads a rest before Tuesday. Speaking of which Arsene Wenger says we have to beware of David Trezeguet because he’s a ‘snake’. At least he’s not a motherfucking snake on a motherfucking plane though. That would be something far worse entirely.
In a quick Sunday round-up Gary Lineker talks about the return of Vieira, AW talks about the return of Vieira and Alexander Hleb talks about giant rats. No, really.
And there you go. I have a Dad sized hangover. Till tomorrow.
